Rowdy:
Welcome to Round 3 of the Ranch Summer Olympics ... I'm Gooden Rowdy ...

Cox:
And I'm Ivana Cox and we are Live at the LechArena in Delusion City where Broads have just competed for the coveted Title of Puddin' Wrasslin' Champ'een.

Rowdy:
And it was quite a sight! All these gorgeous Broads covered in puddin' ... slippin', slidin' ...

Cox:
Easy there big fella ... we're live and on the air.

Rowdy:
Huh? Oh of course! Just got a little carried away.

Cox:
The competition was fierce and ... well ... slippery!

Rowdy:
Mmmm, slippery.

Cox:
The Broads were covered in every flavor from Butterscotch to Vanilla to Banana to Silk Chocolate ...

Rowdy:
Mmmm, Silk Chocolate ...

Cox:
:: rolling eyes ::
I think I've lost him ... while Gooden composes himself, I have the newly crowned Champ'een Puddin' Wrassler ... MARY IN MD ... Welcome, Mary.

MARY in MD:
:: covered in pudding ::
Hello Ivana!

Cox:
This Puddin' Wrasslin' is a fascinating event ... can you tell us why you chose it?

MARY in MD:
I've always been partial to puddin', my ample hips will bear testament to that, and the wrasslin' part just seems like the natural order of things around here.

Cox:
Were you surprised by the level of talent?
Carol in FL seemed to be pudding up a good fight ...
HAHA ... get it ... pudding up a good fight?

MARY in MD:
Yes, well ... This event is much harder than it would appear. I mean just staying upright for any length of time is a challenge.

Cox:
I bet it is ... Gooden ... Gooden Rowdy!

Rowdy:
Huh? What?

Cox:
Any questions for Mary?

Rowdy:
Uh, just one ... Can I have a lick?
That puddin' just looks so good.

Cox:
Oh lord... Join us again for another Olympic Update.
Can we get Gooden a towel, he's drooling all over himself.