Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken!
Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken!


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2005-08-26
11:16 p.m.

March of the Broads

coming to a theatre near you...


March of the Broads

(La Marche des Broades)


brought to you by

Broad Independent Pictures

and

The National Geobroaphic Society

as told by

Morgan Freeman


"In the harshest place on earth, love finds a way."

Antarctica

Each summer, deep in the heart of North America, a truly remarkable journey takes place as it has done for millennia.

Okay, since 2003.

Broads by the thousands abandon the deep blue security of their homes and set out to begin their long journey.

Penguins in ocean

In single file, the Broads march,

marching penguins

resolute, indomitable, driven by the overpowering urge of lechery.

Broad penguins

Guided by instinct, they head unerringly for their traditional gathering ground

Penguin concert

where they observe a ritual courtship of intricate dances and delicate maneuvering,

Penguin

accompanied by a cacophony of ecstatic song

Penguin backup singers

and an astounding array of wardrobe changes.

Clay penguin with clothes

This is the story of one of nature's most glorious wonders

Clay penguin in tie

and the never-ending circle of life.

Clay penguin with Raleigh


by Katynka and Melissa, who had plans to keep a penguin in her freezer long before Clay Aiken ever mentioned it.

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