I can't believe that voice is coming out of that body

I found out I was going to Hollywood

My new Hair

But I'll always have these

Simon said I belonged on Broadway

The red jacket was a mistake

I wore colorful sneakers

And perfected my moves

Introduced the Eye F**K

Ruben won

But I was on Rolling Stone

Did the Bathroom Photos

Fans chased me everywhere

Carpooled to Concerts

Even tried to guess what was in my pants!

Julie thought I was twins...

I made friends with Kimmel

Was never out of the spotlight

I raised money for McDonalds

Helped those weaker and smaller than me

When I got cocky, Mom kept me in line

This last six months, I had to rest...

But the fans waited for me...

And it's almost time...

I'm ready to sing again...

But something strange happened while I was gone...

Nick says my tongue has turned purple!

You wouldn't know anything about that...would you??