2004-10-10
8:33 a.m.

Prince Clay EEE!!!

Nelle: Wendy, I have a song from Aladdin rolling around in my brain, and I keep thinking about Clay.

Wendy: Yes, Nelle, that's Proud of Your Boy...you already made a MP about it... and you're always thinking about Clay.

Nelle: No, it's a different song...and so are you.

Wendy: Ohhh, A Whole New World?

Nelle: No! Prince Ali! You know, Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa...

Wendy: I love that song! I love this movie!

Nelle: Me too! Clay is a diamond in the rough! He has the magic in him!

Wendy: Ok, ok, enough gushing...let's write the song...

PRINCE CLAY EEE!!!

Make way for Clay Aiken
Say hey! It's Clay Aiken

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let him through!
He's a bright new star!
You'll come!
Be the first in your row to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Band the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Clay EEE!!! Fabulous he!
Broads will go gah-gah!
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on our knees!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your favorite crown
Then come and join our spectacular coterie

Prince Clay EEE!!!
Purdy is he!
Broads will go gah-gah
Better than ten regular men, definitely!

His Broads love him it's true
You'll never hear us say BOO!
The reason for all we do
Why, Prince Clay EEE!!!

He's got seventy-five hundred freckles
(Just look at them Nelle)
Purple tassels
He's got fifty-three
(I see them Wendy!)

When it comes to erogenous features
I'm telling you, he's a world-class thing of beau-ty!

Prince Clay EEE!!! Handsome is he, Broads will go gah-gah
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee

Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your crown and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Clay EEE!!!

There's no question the Aiken's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five dozen sweet song notes
(He's got the song notes, let's hear the song notes)
And to hear them he charges a fee
(He's generous, so generous)

He's got guards, he's got singers and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Aiken! Clay Aiken!

Prince Clay EEE!!
Gorgeous is he! Broads all go gah-gah!
'Cos our Stallion is a sight lovely to see
And that, good people is why we get dolled up and
Some fly!
With digital cameras, money galore!
To see his ears and his loins

A great band and more
With his full orchestra, his talent, his voice
His cute dog named Raleigh
Make way for Prince Clay EEE!!!

Nelle and Wendy in FL

Thanks to hockeydonna, RVzLady and Invisible926 for the caps and wallpaper.