2004-09-24
12:39 p.m.

Relly Awards

Note to self: File complaint with TV Ratings board for misinforming the public...

And the Winner for Favorite Music Guest goes to ...

Clay Aiken ... as if there could be ANYONE else ...

"Regis, Ah gotta ask ... did mah Broads have a hand in this one?"

"I'm not sure what you mean?"

"Come on now ... Ah'm sure they had a hand in this little "trophy" of yours. Ah've been around long enough to know when it's package day... "

"Excuse me ... did you say "Package Day?"

"Now Kel-ly .. don't fight it gurrrl."

"Don't pretend the size of mah trophy isn't impressive ..."

"Where did he get that?"

"Oh God, she's gone ..."

"Mission accomplished ... and by the way, don't forget to buy mah Christmas album ... "

Written/Capped By: Wendy in FL

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