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2004-11-30
Clay! Lights! Up!
What a coinky-dinky that Rockefeller Center just HAPPENED to be lighting the Christmas Tree on a certain someone's Birthday this year. Ah couldn't believe Mama had planned a big honkin' Surprise Partay in the middle of Newwww York City!!! Complete with a giant TREE! Picked especially for me, no doubt!!
Ah was so happy when Ah got the "invitation" .. Ah made sure to wear mah Birthday hat.
Imagine mah surprise when Hilary Duff showed up ... again ... STALKER ... looking lovely in her winter gear ... NAWT ...
Then Tony Bennett checked in and looked like he had already checked out ... no disrespect.
Kenny Chesney got all dolled up ... as he was not wearing his standard sleeveless muscle shirt/pukka shell necklace instead he opted for the untucked long sleeve and medal coin ... otherwise known as 'formal wear' ... from his own line ...
All this for me ... How can Ah be so lucky? Ah'm JUST ME!!! Oh Lord ... there's another one of those beauty queens ... Vanessa Williams ... once again proving that the Miss America Contestants can NAWT get enough of me!
Looks like mama hired some entertainment ... and they're dancing girls ... in sparkly vests!!!! Ah wonder if we could do somethin' like that in the next tour .. hmmm .. there's four of us ... maybe we could get some of the band members too!
Oh and Ah'd better hide ... there's that Nick Lachey ...
He thinks Ah'm after his woman .. . that Jessica Nicole Simpson ... when all Ah've ever tried to do is keep her from having one of those seizures ... whoops too late ... here she goes again.
Oh look ... Jack brought me some of mama's special birthday cider!!
Look at the cute skater girl ... she's okay ... but wait til they see mah triple lutz!
Eeeek ... the president even showed up!!!
Imagine mah surprise when they all sang 'Happy Birthday' to me ... NAWT ...
What? Ah'm supposed to sing? Ah have to SING at mah OWN birthday party?
Okay, Okay ... Ah'll sing ...
Thank you all so much for coming ...
Oh yes honey ... we did ... we did ... huh? Written/Capped by Wendy in FL , Katynka, and Melissa ... aka the WenTynkLissa ... blog comments powered by Disqus |