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2005-02-24
Project Runway
Heidi: Designers, ziss veek your challenge is to ... Jay? Austin? Vy are you vearing your mail carrier uniforms? Vee are done viz zat challenge. Jay: Oh, we know. We just like them. The shorts are comfortable. Austin: And these chapeaux are tres chic. Jay: Besides, it drives Wendy insane, and we hate her. Hiedi: All right zen. As I vas saying, ziss veek your challenge is to design a new look for a multi-platinum recording artist, Clay Aiken. *models and designers all squeal* Velcome, Clay. Clay: Hi, I'm Clay Aiken.. *waves to designers* Heidi: Ziss veek vee have a twist. Sorry, models, vee don't need you for ziss challenge because Clay Aiken vill be modeling all the outfits himself. Models, you may leave the runway. Morgan, you may leave. Morgan. MORGAN! Zee-curity!!!! *Jerome hauls off Morganza as she sobs and laughs hysterically* Later, back at Parsons... Tim: All right, designers, let's bring in this week's guest. Mr. Aiken? Clay: Hi everyone. Tim: Before we get started, do we have any questions for Mr. Aiken? Robert: Clay, left or right? Clay: What? Robert: You know *looks down* ...Left? *looks to right*... or Right? *looks to left* *everyone looks* Clay: Ohhhh *blushes* Tim, do they really need to know that? Tim: Yes, Clay, they do if they're going to make you a suit. Clay: Okay, I'll tell you, but don't let my fans know. I like to keep 'em guessing. *whispers into Tim's ear* Tim: Very good. Designers, you have 1 hour to discuss your designs with Mr. Aiken and to measure him. Vanessa: *drops pencil* We get to measure him? Tim: Of course you need to measure him...one at a time! Starr! Nora! Kara Saun! Please, give Mr. Aiken some air! Alexandra, I don't believe you need to measure that! That's enough. Back to your stations. I will measure Mr. Aiken. Later... Tim: Designers, you have 20 minutes. Wendy*, what is that inconceivable jacket? Wendy: Okaaay, I'm a mother, you know. And I think, since his mother is such a big influence on him, that it would be appropriate to represent her in my design. Tim: And? Wendy: She's worked as an interior design consultant, so I was inspired by drapery and upholstery when I saw this paisley fabric, and� Tim: Oh, now I remember. It's my grandmother's couch. It's awful. Do you think he'd actually perform in a hideous paisley jacket? Lose it or go the @$#*@ home. How are you still here, anyway? *walks away* Carry on, everyone! Make it work! Later, on the runway... Heidi: Designers, the judges have seen your designs. You represent the best and the worst. KaraSaun, let's start with you. Nina: He definitely looks good in stripes. I know that much. Otherwise...I think I might be speechless. Michael: Mmmm, stripes. I wrote in my notes, "cinnamon stick." Yummy!.
Michael: This is a very well-tailored suit, Kevin. Especially the cut of the pants. Lots of puddling. Nina: Oh, I'm sorry about that. I was hoping you wouldn't notice. *shifts uncomfortably in her chair* � Heidi: Daniel, what ees zees outfit? What have you done? Daniel: Well, see, I kinda told him to wear the stuff he came in with, you know, 'cause he obviously likes stuff like that. Yeah�I really didn't put much thought into it. Michael: *glancing at Clay* Isn't it a little cold for clam-digging? Nice ankles, but it's not helping. Daniel: *looks past camera at the producers* I'm out, aren't I? Heidi: Jay, zat is your design from Challenge 8. Vy are you dressing Clay Aiken in a postal carrier uniform? Jay: It looked so good on Austin, I thought I'd just let Clay wear it too. Nina: This is just outrageous. You really need to get out of this mode, Austin. I mean, don't you think that's a little�costume-y? Austin: Okay, I understand. But�have you ever seen a man look better in a sparkly gown? Well, other than me, of course. And look, he's got the little Cher hair flip down! Michael: I'm underwhelmed. Austin: *under breath* I knew I should have gone with the corn husk suit.... Heidi: Designers, vee have made our decision. Clay, you are een. Zee rest of you are oot. auf Wiedersehen! *** by Project Runway Fanatics, Katynka and Julie Congratulations, Jay! *** *The abominable Wendy Pepper, not to be confused with our own wonderful Wendy in Fl. blog comments powered by Disqus |