Wasn't he lovely?
Clay, come and take your bow
Love that deliv'ry
Of lines like "a leaky cow"
Biting your lip and looking shy
Killing us all as that dreamy guy
Wasn't Clay lovely there on Scrubs?

Wasn't he purdy?
Wasn't he heaven sent?
Now it's eight thirty **
And I'm completely spent
I can't believe what Scrubs has done
Sweepin' sweeps with our Honeybun
Oh, wasn't Clay lovely there on Scrubs?

Kenny's so studly
In his hospital smock
And jeans that fit snugly
(Hey! Eyes up *here*, Sarah Chalke!)
How could they can a guy so sweet
That he picks hairs out of the meat?
Best casting EVAH there on Scrubs!

** that would be CST, by the way ;o)