Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken!
Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken!


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2006-03-16
9:40 p.m.

Oh, Purdy Boy

(to the tune of "Oh, Danny Boy", Irish traditional
lovingly rewritten by Julie)

Oh purdy boy, the Broads, the Broads are calling
From purple page, and at the Double O
For spring has sprung, and we be here a-waiting
'Tis time to tend our seeds of love and watch them grow.

So come ye back when summer's fast approachin'
And bring the music that we ache to hear
And we'll be here, no fear of us encroachin'
Oh Clay my boy, my Aiken boy, we love you, dear.

And if you come, we'll sure be coming with you
And we'll be dead, as doornails well may be
And may ye find vast fields of puddled gurrl-goo
And gather all in ziploc baggies, verily. **

And from inside our plastic havens see we
The stuff of dreams, like eyes of verdigris
And we'll not fail to show the world we love thee
'Til then we'll swoon and lech and wait for your CD.

The Broads will lech while we await your new CD.

** Historical note: The LBFCA was putting things in imaginary baggies long before other people started doing it. Except when we do it, it's funny. So there.

A Gaelic toast for the Broads and the entire nation...

N� neart go cur le ch�ile
(Nee nyarth guh kurr le kay-le)

There is no strength without unity.

-- lyrics, toast-gatherin', and minor graphic blandishment by Julie

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