2006-11-21
9:40 p.m.

The Feud ...

The entertainment world today is abuzz over two well-known female media personalities who are locked in a heated feud about Clay Aiken's hands...

When asked for a comment Nelle the Keeper of the Keys responded: "Never in my wildest would I expect the Tynka to be feuding with the Wen."

Wendy: I swear to all that's holy if he doesn't ditch those rings -

Katynka: But the rings are so HOT!

Wendy: Those rings make me violent!

Katynka: Wait a minute, you're looking at the RINGS???

Wendy: Yes?

Katynka: How about now?

Wendy: Yes, what should I be looking at - oh. Never. Mind.

Katynka: Besides, Clay obviously agrees with me. He wears them all.the.time. so he MUST love them too!

Wendy: He also can't make his own sandwich - soooo, I'm not sure what that says ...

Katynka: You can't blame the rings for that!

Wendy: I blame the rings for EVERYTHING! The rings were cold and clammy - not his hands!

Katynka: Oh and I guess the rings also convinced him to put Zamfir and his pan flute on his album.

Wendy: Hey!!

Katynka: Take back what you said about the rings!

Wendy: Never!

*scuffle ensues*
*arms, legs, feet go flying*

Wendy: I wanna Ripa those rings right offa his fingas!

Katynka: Ring around the Rosie pocket full of Clay's RINGS!

Wendy: Are you mocking me?

Katynka: Why yes, yes I am.

*both strain to look up as the sky opens and harps begin to play*

Voice from Above: Ladies, think about what you're doing. Think about the model person you want to be ... inside.

Wendy: Is that ... Gabriel??

Katynka: I think it's Alanis Morissette?

*music screeches to a halt*

Voice: I ain't no Alanis Morissette, girl! And what you talkin' 'bout Gabriel? That's a man-angel - do I look like a man-angel to you?

Wendy: Well ... maybe a l-

*Katynka slaps her hand over Wendy's mouth*

Voice: ... you better be glad I'm here on business.

Katynka: What did you want to tell us ... Angel?

*harps once again begin to play*

Voice: In my hands I have only one picture.

*loooooooong pause*

Wendy: And?

Voice: Only one will be selected to move to the next level.

*Kat and Wendy wait breathlessly*

*the Angel reveals the picture*

*Clay appears and waves to Katynka and Wendy as they stand with mouths agape*

Clay: Hi guys!

*silence*

Voice: Ready to go?

Clay: Yep ... *turning to Katynka and Wendy* Bye guys!!

Katynka: What a cute couple!

Wendy: Hey, what were we fighting about anyway?

Katynka: The rings.

Wendy: Oh I hate those damn rings!

*wrestling begins again*

Nelle: Oh, dear.

Another Fine Wentynka Joint
(aka Wendy in FL and Katynka)

Picture Credits: Thanks to various members of Claynation.