2008-07-01
9:23 a.m.

The Ultimate Clay Aiken Video Tournament

*tap tap tap*

Is this on? Is this thing on?

*dusts off MP*

There's a bit of a drought going on right now and anyone who knows LBFCA knows we don't like it dry. So we're gonna perk things up a bit 'round here with some fun and games.

No, no, put that away.

And that, too.

Whoa, I don't even know what THAT is!

We may be the Lecherous Broads but even we know how to have some good clean fun every now and then.

For the next few weeks, we invite you to play along as we try to determine The Ultimate Clay Aiken Video.

Let me tell you, it was no easy feat coming up with 32 videos for this contest when there are thousands of them out there, floating around in cyberspace just begging to be watched again and again. A little crooky tooth here, a little stubble there, a big beautiful voice everywhere.

We know there's no way to include every single solitary wonderful, amazing, stupendous, fantastic appearance or performance Clay has ever done. And some of your favorites might not even be in this tournament. (AHEM. Let's just say the person who's writing this and posting this tournament SACRIFICED HER FAVORITE CLAY AIKEN MOMENT EVER EVER EVER FOR THE GOOD OF THE CONTEST. NOT THAT SHE WOULD WHINE AND MOAN ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NO, NOT AT ALL.)

So if something you love to pieces isn't in the tournament, come on over to the Purple Pages and tell us all about it - why you love it, what it means to you, the memories it brings back. (AHEM. To Love Somebody. Last note. Perfect hair. Beautiful face. Enough said.)

Stay tuned and check back here frequently as the videos will be coming soon. The 32 videos were paired up from a random drawing. Each day one or two matches will be posted and you can vote on the video you love best. We'll go round by round until we've found our Ultimate Clay Aiken video! You'll even be able to keep track of the fun as we go with your own tournament brackets.

Enjoy!