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Opportunists Abound It's not surprising that this close to the coronation people often are not what they seem. I'm not shocked, mind you, just saddened by the proof that a rising tide like Clay not only floats all ships but also brings the rats out to play. What am I talking about? I'm talking about a recent overture made to my cat Louise, who, as you may remember, is president of the Cats for Clay Club (CCC). She, like the LBFCA among personkind, has been busy for the past months raising support for Our Buttercup among the feline population. She was there from the first when the strains of Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me caused her to mount the computer speakers. No Johnny Come Lately is Louise! Here's the deal. Yesterday a group approached her, wanting to affiliate with the CCC. Using the name of DWLTHTCWLC, the group leader made all the right noises about Clay, intimating that the group members wanted nothing more than to help Clay win. So Louise let them become affiliate members of the CCC. Beware, my friends. Be ever vigilant of wolves dressed in Prada. For, as it turns out, DWLTHTCWLC stands for Dogs Who Love to Hate the Cats Who Love Clay. Let vigilance be our byword. Opportunists of all kinds abound. Forewarned is foreforearmed. Buster Grimes, president of the DWLTHCWLC. |