2003-06-26
6:40 p.m.

Clayton Comes to Town

CLAYTON COMES TO TOWN

His name was Clayton, from the south he did come.

He came with his voice, his looks and THEN some.

He made women swoon, he made them all weak.

He made them watch TV 2 days of each week.

And when that was over, to get them to moan,

He had them buy CD's and then Rolling Stone!

They watched, they listened, they drooled and they sighed.

They pledged their love till the day that they died!

They learned to wear garments ..Depends if you must,

But watch for the puddles, the damn things do bust!

By Dr. Robin