2003-07-22
5:31 p.m.

Clayton!

Clayton!
Based loosely on "Mickey" by Toni Basil  
(too ding dang long to do the whole thang! 
And yes, it's that obnoxious song from the early 80s) 
Lyrics: Wendy in FL, 7-15-03
Inspiration: The ever increasingly Sexy Mr. Aiken? 
 
Clayton!
Oh Clayton you're so fine, you're so fine you blow our minds... 
Hey Clayton! (*thud*thud* ) Hey Clayton! (*thud*thud*) 
Oh Clayton you're so fine, you're so fine you blow our minds... 
Hey Clayton! (*thud*thud*) Hey Clayton! 
 
Hey Clayton! 
You're comin' here on tour, but that's too ding dang long
You sing, "This is the Night" and that new "Invisible" song.
You look so good in white make us wanna throw our thongs, Clayton! 
 
'Cause when you clutch your shirt, it almost makes us faint.
We know you're just a flirt, though some think you are a saint. 
Some think you are a nerd that's one thing you ain't Clayton! 
 
Oh Clayton, what a pity you don't understand
You took Ruth by the heart when you took her by the hand
Oh Clayton you're so pretty can't you understand
It's MEN like you Clayton
Oh, what you do Clayton, do Clayton 
Don't make us wait Clayton! 
 
Hey Clayton! 
When you clutch your jersey tight, it makes us all glow
When you move it to the right, you let a little more show 
It's such a pretty sight so don't say no, Clayton! 
 
So come on boy say "hey" to us any way you can, 
Any way you wanna say it you're our number one man
Oh please, baby, please, The Broads are your true fans, Clayton.
 
Oh Clayton, what a pity, you don't understand 
We like to see your feet and watch the mic in your hand
Oh Clayton, you're so pretty, can't you understand 
Guys aren't like you Clayton,
Oh what you do Clayton, do Clayton, dont make us wait Clayton...