2003-07-25
9:48 a.m.

The Ranch: Welcome!

The Ranch: Welcome!

Welcome to the Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch!

Where it's not the sun that goes down, where the pleasure is doubled and all the entendre's are, too. Where everyone's favorite exercises are deeep knee bends, the tuck-n-clutch, and invisible jumpin' jacks. Where the Broads and all their Wild BEVRs tend one fine Freckled Stallion, the Strawberry Roan with the long neck and sparkly eyes, the Maverick that all the Broads long to tame, but who they also want keep a little wild. The Ranch is a wide open spread, with a river, called the Home At Last Holding Fast that runs through, and majestic purple mountains abound.

Coming up is your virtual tour of the Ranch, and a description of all the eager Broads who keep things humming.

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from ProC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.