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2003-07-26
5:36 p.m.

The Ranch: Tack Room & Barn

The Ranch: Tack Room & Barn

After they've eaten their fill at any meal, the Broads can be found hard at work around The Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch.

Our team of Head Grooms, Michelle and Karen, manage the Tack Room (of course we have Double Head Grooms at the Double-O). They happily provide the daily currying by lovingly and diligently brushing the Stallion from nose to tip of tail with a goooood baby brush, lather him up with Mane and Tail, gently apply balm as needed for the rough spots, they stroke and whisper when he's a little hard to settle down, and them gals is even willing to sleep overnight when he's feeling restless.

Working with them is:

Robin - Ranch Hand and Horse Blanket (in case our Stallion gets a chill).

Jill S. - Tack room assistant. She wants to help Michelle and Karen with all their duties.

Melissa - Saddle Oiler, but look out, she tends to git that oil all over everything.

Annie wanted to be the bit and leathers and reins, but the rest of the Broads wanted Our Maverick to run free, so, in a selfless act of generosity and sacrifice (such as that demonstrated by a certain Mr. Clayton Aiken), she graciously agreed to be the fly that repeatedly lands on Mr. ButterBuns Krispy Kremes and Mac-n-Cheese (wait jest a dern minute, maybe that ain't all that generous or sacrificial after all!).

Erin - Official Butt Washer, this is an essential post-branding service, and tongue baths are Erin's specialty (only out of concern for allergic reactions to toxic chemicals, of course).

Raleighgirls' position is somewhat related, as she is Personal Bather, and helps wash all the dirt and grime off the Divine Equines'...well, whatever of his that might need washing.

Because our YummyTummy is a sensitive type, there is some concern that his potential tears of gratitude for all the tender attention he receives at The Ranch could risk his dehydration. Not to fear, because Lyn has signed on as Dryer of Clay's Grateful Tears, offering her softest and most sensuous of kisses to accomplish the task. She will stem the tide and help him maintain proper hydration, to keep him good-to-go for the next Broad-related activity.

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.

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