2003-07-27
11:28 a.m.

The Ranch: Comes to an End

The Ranch: Comes to an End

Well, our tales of The Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch are nearly over.

Our virtual tour is about complete, and we've come full circle back to the Ranch Gate.

Finally, we give mention to Amanda. When we were hiring on at The Ranch, Amanda apparently got confused and thought we were signing up for keeperships. She sent in her application to be 'keeper of Clay's Double-O.' She even said he can keep her Wild BEVR. She said she knows the Double-O thing doesn't tend to be a man thing, but as our fella is no ordinary man, and is, after all, double jointed...she said she would be so patient and nurturing to help him uncover any latent Double-O abilities.

Now, Amanda may be a nice enough gal, and we will credit her fer the idea (not that it wasn't lurking in more than a few lecherous minds), of course. But, the rest of the Broads and their Wild BEVRs are not gonna put up with her keeping all that to herself. As the LBFCA is already in joint keepership of Clay's Libido, we see no reason not to share, again, and we do hereby proclaim we are:

LBFCA, Keeper of Clay's Double-O

Furthermore, as it's our Ranch, and the Double-O is where they thrive, it's natural that we celebrate being:

LBFCA, Keeper of Clay's Wild BEVRs

We do hope he comes by to enjoy them ev'ry chance he gits.

the end

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of Cowboy Clay; an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description. Nelle, your narrator and tour guide, is pleased to take a cue from her Idol, and states she's proud of herself, too.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.