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2003-07-26
10:01 p.m.

The Ranch: The Brude(s)

The Ranch: The Brude(s)

No operation as all encompassing as the Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch exists without a few miscellaneous job categories. We even found some work fer the few (highly evolved) men who have been known to hang out around the spread.

Mr. Wendy - Ranch BEVR Inspector, who will give the BEVRs a good work out now and again, and keep them in proper working order. While Mr. Wendy comes with impeccable references and extensive experience, this is primarily an honorary position, because we have:

Mr. Tony, our Emergency Back-up Stud. With Tony, our other green-eyed Strawberry Roan, around, we really don�t need Mr. Wendy to give the BEVRs a good work out. Tony has been known to deliver the goods so quick we hardly knew what hit us, and then, he turns around and near tortures us all with his sloooow tease. Leaves the Broad's, and the Wild BEVRs, panting for more.

Aside from having excellent technique, Our Tony knows a thang or two about technology. He provides multimedia service of the highest quality. He's also the bus driver, and has Broads fallin all over him tryin to sit up close and very personal.

Now, usually we're a peaceful lot on The Ranch, but, if there's anything that gits the Broads a battlin' it's over having their turn with Mr. T. More than one Broad fight has been played out over him. Tony never seems to mind, and seems to treat all the Broads with equal vigor. He has put up with a bit of duct tape, wax drippings, and tight spots, and he has spent some time in the dark, due to Broad's tryin to hoard his talents. Never does complain, that Tony the Tiger. Almost seems to enjoy all the attention.

But there have been more than a few occasions when Karen had Tony all tied up, so Mr. Wendy jest might see a little action after all.

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Special appreciation to all the contributors to the LBFCA Ranch Series, including:

Sandi for her song; Marie for the Ranch photos; Cindy and Katynka for the awesome Ranch Gate; our pardners from PRoC, from whom we rustled the to-die-for pic of (oops, Nelle will fill y'all in on that pic after it appears); an unknown Broad at TTC for the bucking Clay; Katynka for her hot hot branding graphics and animation magic; Ruth and Debra for the Stud-Thud Muffin recipe; as well as every Broad and Brude named in the series, who each contributed their own lecherous job description.

Most especially, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken expresses appreciation to Mr. Clay Aiken, Our Idol Always and Forever, for every way that he inspires our lechery and devotion on a daily basis, for those times when he knows what he's doing to us, and for those times when he just doesn't get it himself.

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