2003-08-04
7:15 a.m.

Head Day!

Head Day!

To celebrate the first Official Head Day at LBFCA, let us take a moment to stop and gaze upon the wondrous Head of Clay:

Anatomy of the Perfect Head

Lil' Crooky Smile - This is the kind of smile that would make Ultra Brite users stand up and take notice...

Girl Long Eyelashes - Ya know, some say they're "girl long," but the only girls we know with lashes this long pay $7.99 for them at Walgreens...

Freckles - Have you ever played connect the freckles... with your tongue?

Razor stubble - just enough to notice, but not enough to feel...

Gem Green Eyes - so sparkly,
and so perfect for bestowing the coveted eye f***s

Ears - or as we like to call them - handles... hehehe, I think that speaks for itself...

And finally - a thick full mane...

We love your whole head, Clay!

If Clay really wants to send a SHOUT OUT to the LBFCA this could be good way of showing his support...

Text: Wendy in FL
Photos altered by: Mr. Wendy in FL
Photo courtesy of: www.happyfunland.net

....and, for an example of how the LBFCA is so not nasty, our own poet laureate, Sandi, found herself in a very mothering mood when she wrote the following for Head Day:

Put your head on my shoulder..
I'll sing a lullaby, Clayton...
We know s**on is Satan
But it's time to fall asleep!

Rest your head in my lap, dear...
Close your eyes and rest, Clayton
It's not time to be matin'
It's just time to dream away!

Being sexy is a chore....Screaming girls can be a bore!
Your head is spinning round...Shhh! I won't make a sound!

Put your head on my lap, dear
Evil thoughts are all hidden
As long as you do my bidden'
Baby needs a resting place!

Cares will melt away...peace is on its way.
The�AI bond will end...Obi Wan�is round the bend!

Put your head on my pillow... I will spoon with you, Clayton...
We'll keep the other Broads waitin'
While you softly slip away....

Put your heads to the keyhole...
Not a sound but soft breathin'
Hush now, Broads, stop your seethin'
Our sweet Clay is fast asleep!

DO NOT DISTURB...

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Sandi

(Note from Nelle the Nasty: Now, if any Broads are feeling lecherous frustration at that 'do not disturb' at the end, please remember, Clayton will be waking up just in time for Neck and Shoulders Day!)

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