2003-08-12
11:37 a.m.

Ode to a Flawless Neck

Ode to a Flawless Neck

As many of you know, I have been a big fan of Clay's neck since the beginning. In fact, it makes me proud that my own enjoyment caused many Broads, who had never before considered the joys of neck-worship, to take notice. I remember it well...it was Billy Joel week, and I loved the way Baby threw his head back at the end of the song. I came to the purple pages and rhapsodized about the physical beauty of that Golden Throat and asked if I was the only one, because nobody else had mentioned it yet...and suddenly many new neck fans came into the light!

(yes, I know that's not a pic from BJNight, but no adequate screencaps exist...surely nobody would complain about me using *this* picture instead!)

the long, graceful lines...

the way the tendons on the sides tense and strain when he turns his head or hits a glory note...

his adam's apple, incredible when bobbing or still...

that little hollow below, practically begging me to explore it...

From the delectable collarbones to the exquisite jawline, the neck of Clayton H. Aiken is a wonder to behold. Neck Day should be a national holiday. Schoolchildren should be making models of his neck with macaroni and glitter. There should be Neck Day sales on mattresses, Neck Day greeting cards, Neck Day ceremonies on the White House lawn...

Or am I being overdramatic?

- Julie