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2003-08-20
6:59 a.m.

BEVR: Annie/St. Louis

OH, OH, OH! How to write BEVR?stream of consciousness' can't use full sentences as waste too much space...sorry if irritating...plus think lost power of speech due to 1200 miles at 85/90mph... every driver in WI is an asshat (sorry WI broads!)...signs of destiny everywhere - map route in shape of C, Clayton towns in all 4 states, Aiken counties in all four states or was it the other way around - no matter!! fly-on-wall in Mexican restaurant - clearly Clay's way of saying he loves us deeply and wants to make-out with us!... so damn hot in St. Louis fried brain cells and caused constant and never ending fits of laughter - now have six pack abs...take moment to say my two best friends in the whole world Lisa A. and Melissa M (Little Nickel!) are quite possibly two of the coolest and funniest whores ever to walk the planet! We are the perfect trifecta!

What! I got to meet the Friggin Wax Goddess!

Annie so lucky Annie smelling Caramel Trails right now thinking of licking caramel syrup off of real caramel trail...What? It was Hot in St. Louis!! Come 'round the bend and see ARCH and nearly have coronary...Lisa and I scream - almost crash car...so mesmerized by arch and beautiful hotels on Washington...but wait crossover 10th street and buildings boarded up - hey where is Days Inn??YIKES OLA!!! "Dazed and Confused Inn" was crack den and holding a prostitute convention...laughed so hard "trifecta" almost flood rented Saturn with urine! I say "uh, girls do we have a problem with this??" - don't wait for answer - practice hotel abandonment and drive off!! What do now - sleep in rented Saturn! Yes - if have to! Clay was looking out for us- guided us to Drury Inn right by Union Station and Hyatt...so happy not staying with whores and drug dealers at Dazed and Confused Inn...can't really speak to how diabolical "The Dazed and Confused Inn" was...Broads to the left of us, broads to the right of us and there, in middle, the trifecta was laughing our asses off (did I mention it was hot in St. Louis?didn't drink nuff water) perhaps shouldn't have had second tequla sunrise Saturday night...wait didn't have it... was Long Island Tea - pretty bad when you don't know what drinking and order something different then wonder why different glass and taste different...wow me shouldn't have driven so fast - think left brain back in Illinois when trifecta stopped for 7 minutes (!!!!!!) to get gas and pee! 7 minutes in 600 miles - world record - had to get to St. Louis so could make out with boyfriend Clay Aiken... Time to tell that I am in love with all the broads we met but only want to make out with Clay! "Sorry...get your hands off my imaginary boyfriend."

Beth and Erin - fantasticus - Beth will leave it up to you to describe your weekend but must say I will work hard to reignite... and that I understand - damn so I understand...shout out to HO CHUNCK!

Pru - damn woman - you are so positive and wired for sound, want to be just like Pru when I grow up...Kath - no way - so glad came to Hyatt Lobby! Blast was had?

Karen your sign made the jumbotron!anyone else I failed to meet or did meet love ya - may have seemed like bitch probably because I am or maybe because so damn hot in St. Louis or because I ate too much sugar, drank too little water or because was horny and couldn't find boyfriend Clay Aiken to make out with...

...we stalked Idols in lobby on Sunday...Lisa A was in the zone---they would walk by 2 feet a way and they all stopped for pics; 'cept Carmen, doing study on why so weird to fans, I say scared - others say bitch - hard to tell - most bizarre regardless...missed Hard Rock! Too confused from heat and hotel madness to handle that scene beside had to get ready to make out with boyfriend (here is where I confess unbroadly behavior) couldn't wear favorite red t-shirt because so many others were wearing them and some of them were really scary people and didn't want to be associated with that (I told you I was a bitch! there I said it!!)

Concert - Lisa gave our favorite book on Autism to crew guy and he put it in Clay's dressing room...inside she thanks him for speaking for her twin boys who are non-verbal...she didn't put her seat numbers in the book - it wasn't about that...it's NOT about THAT at all...it's about kids who have autism and need a voice - he gives them that and she thanked him - faceless thank you wanting zip in return - Lia, you are my everyday hero for the way you love your boys and thank you for not exploiting them to meet a popstar!!!! second row - LOVED whole damn show! danced, sang, hooted whole damn time! love AI2 and loved whole friggin thing (remember Erin's boyfriend words) go for it man! Never sat down until half time... apologized to people behind me for my ass in their faces but said will see more of same in second half - IS CONCERT PEOPLE - not nursing home bingo!! HELLO!!! Shake what you mama gave you - allowed and required to be crazy at concert!!! My boyfriend is having the best time on tour - he was goofy, silly, giddy and wacky all at same time...he didn't take one moment seriously until very end when singing USA song and then just lowered mic and looked at crowd as if trying to memorize whole thing - clearly going through life changing event and trying to process it...he apologized for making too many faces, he was so excited to have gotten his dance moves right for the first time, Ruben tricked him during TGIM and told him he could have her and my boyfriend starting laughing and didn't know what line to sing next - even band was laughing (did I mention he is so happy and having so much fun) and is so confused by why people like him - but is willing to go with it - almost like an experiment...what will crazy ladies do if I act like a lunatic? - hey, they scream even louder! his clutches were so fake that they became real because he does it for us and we are in on the joke - and then the new move - walking with his right side to the front of the stage he sorta crouched, whorled his arm around like he was swinging a yo-yo or something - so hard to explain but clear he is high on life (so different from St. Paul; he has evolved) but most important - held up sign! I was surrounded by a sea of signs...all with too much writing...how he supposed to sing and read at same time - think people!! mine had pictures used in place of words that are used by kids with autism to communicate - two symbols - "I want" and a pic of "Clay" below said MINNESOTA AUTISM SOCIETY LOVES CLAY AIKEN! He looks right at me and is smiling - I need confirmation - so I give thumbs up and point to self; he gives thumbs up and points to me!

I put sign down and we begin to make out - HA! people around me start saying "he saw your sign and gave you thumbs up" and everyone just sighs - lots of autism people around me who understood and loved sign - they were taking pics of my sign (while I was making out with my boyfriend of course!)SO much fun on so many levels - and he was a big part of it but not the only part - how weird is that...can't describe how much fun was had with new internet friends and my RL friends...strange phenomenon we are going through - probably much like him!! final note listened to Clay for all 1200 mile drive - at one point - mile 900 maybe I put in Jack Johnson but trifecta felt like we were betraying my boyfriend so put him back on but turned volume off - can't take no mo sad songs about flies on wall and people who don't call after surviving crashing and burning while playing solitare under someone else's star while running and being carried by their sugarpie honey bunch while live goes on around them everywhere and it's raining outside (but we knew he was whirling in the CD player) just like he will be whirling in our hearts and minds for eternity!!

-Annie

-Note from Nelle: You, too, can participate in the LBFCA Summer Series, and have your Broad's Eye View Report, or, for any other Brude's out there, your Summary of Clay, about Clay's Summer Concert Tour on the LBFCA Main Page. Just send it to Nelle via email, and she'll post it ASAP. (If you are a lurker, or otherwise wish to remain anonymous, just let me know that in your email). Don't worry about your BEVR not being the same size or looking the same as anyone elses. Here at LBFCA we celebrate diversity. Every BEVR is unique. This is your personal experience of witnessing what Katynka so gloriously described as "a little hockey-jersey-clutchin,' white-leather-wearin,' DTTR revealin,' mic-flickin,' thigh-strokin,' eye-f***ing, smokin,' jokin,' singin,' hunk-o-burnin' libido."

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