2003-11-15
11:41 p.m.

Off To See Sedaka - Broads in Vegas!

We're off to see Sedaka
A wonderful, wonderful Brude
He's gonna be in Vegas tonight
So how could we be subdued?

Kelly and Karen (not Sherry, we'll miss her)
Marie, Tony, Julie, Kat, Doc, and Melissa
And Neil, and Neil, and Neil, and Neil, and Neil!
A man who most certainly has BROAD appeal!

We're off to see Sedaka
The man who knows Clay's the REAL DEAL!

We're off to see Sedaka
You know he's a hell of a guy
He gave up "ownership" of his song
'Cause Clayton made him cry (us too!)

And if we are lucky, while we are there
Our Clayton will show up and sing Solitaire
Our prayer, our prayer, our prayer, our prayer, our prayer...
Is that Clayton and Julie will have an affair
(hey, who's writing this song anyway?)

But we're off to see Sedaka
And Vegas had better be scared!

Song and graphics by Julie
Fabulous photo of Neil Sedaka courtesy of Neil Sedaka Online.