2003-11-29
9:37 p.m.

Happy 25th Birthday to Clay!

On this very special Day of the Voice and Totality of Goodness of Clayton Aiken, Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken are pleased to wish Clay a most Happy 25th Birthday.

We happily joined other Clay Aiken fan sites participating in the Look What Love Has Done Birthday Campaign for Clay, and encourage all who still want to participate, to do so.

Because we at LBFCA are so confident that Clay Aiken loves LBFCA, we are certain if he could, he would be inviting all his Broads over to help him blow...

...out his candles.

We would certainly appreciate it if he would dress in that tux when we drop by for cake and spankings, um, I mean, cake and vanilla ice cream.

But really, a birthday wish from Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken would not be complete without a thorough plan for spanking the birthday boy. The Lecherous Broads are eagerly lining up to participate in that boisterous activity during the celebration. For many of us, our only regret is that Clay is due so few spanks.

Planning requires vision and imagination, qualities Lecherous Broads fortunately have in abundance. Concentrating on using our vivid imaginations to envision this particular part of the party, several popular images featuring Clay's, um, spankability, have come under consideration.

Julie submits the following image, which she commandingly refers to as...

Assume the Positon

Others seemed to argue that they expected Clayton to be more dressed up than that for such a special party.

We thought we had a sure fire plan with the next image....

....but Katynka seems to be unwilling to share.

Lila was in favor of Clay appearing for his spanking dressed like he did for the AMA performance...

...but some feared an endless fight to find out whether those pants really were leather....which, come to think of it, might not be a bad party game....but, if they are leather, those pants might seem too, um, protective in a spanking situation.

Fortunately, Clayton beckoned to us very recently, and those white pants in the AI Xmas Special...

...looked like enticingly thin fabric.

Seriously now (yes we can, too, get serious, and now is a good time to do so), everyone at LBFCA wishes Clay a wonderful birthday.

We can hardly imagine how different this birthday will seem from all the rest he has enjoyed, as he has been through such an eventful whirlwind of a year. We hope he is able to have a special time surrounded by loved ones who are able to be with him in the familiar ways that mere fans cannot.

We could wrap up all the sentiments from every Voice and Totality of Goodness of Clayton Aiken Day and still not quite capture how much we love and appreciate him, and how happy and proud we are to call ourselves his ardent and devoted fans.

We wish Clay the best as he celebrates his quarter century of life.

Nelle
Thanks to Wendy in FL, Julie, and Katynka for the pix

Thanks to Clay Aiken for everything