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2003-12-11
10:20 p.m.
Billboard Wonderland
(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland",
lovingly rewritten by Julie)
Clayton sings
Are you buyin'?
Off the racks
Discs are flyin'
A beautiful sight
Clay's hitting the heights
Chartin' in a Billboard Wonderland
Gone away
Is the judgin'
'Specially that
Brit curmudgeon
"Too Broadway" he sneered
But Clay persevered
Chartin' in a Billboard Wonderland
Clayton's fans are all giving the finger
To "experts" who thought "nice guys" wouldn't sell
The charts show that when it comes to this singer
"Vanilla" sure does go down mighty well!
There he goes
Makin' history
And for us
It's no mystery
'Cause it's about time
A guy so divine
Was chartin' in the Billboard Wonderland
thanks to ClaysTramp for the Billboard Awards pic and Cindy for her fabulous Ben & Jerry's graphic!
