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2004-01-01
10:46 a.m.

New Year's Message & Calendar Clay

LBFCA Says Farewell to 2003 & Welcome to 2004

Dear Clayton,

Today seems like a very appropriate day to take a little walk down memory lane, and look at what you brought to us in the past year, as well as an important time to look ahead to the New Year.

A lovely pictorial tribute is already posted at Clay's Tramp, and Katynka's Journal reminded us of so many wonderful events of our year with you.

This is our LBFCA review, and New Year's wishes for you, Clay Aiken.

Whether you look back to the first Clay mention on the pre-LBFCA page at FB Lisa's own site, or the first ever LBFCA MP, or if you prefer to start with The Manifesto, you know Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken has been around almost since you first appeared on AI.

Many of us have been around since way back in the spring, and fell for you at first site, and/or first sound:

Some of us showed up later during AI, even near the end:

Some showed up even later:

Shoot, some might have shown up just since an article appeared in the Raleigh News Observer, yesterday, mentioning LBFCA among your many devoted fan sites.

Whenever we got here, we are all here because of our adoration for you, and, of course, our lechery.

We have been through many changes. We have seen Broads come (No, not that's not what I meant, well, yes like that, too) and go.

But, when we are here, we are here for you, and now for each other, too. Our devotion to you brought us together, and we like our community.

You have certainly kept us busy! We even had to write a welcome and rules page, so we didn't have to keep explaining things to newcomers.

We love to watch you move.

Ok, sometimes we like to tease you a little about how you move, too.

We love how you look at us in that special way.

We love to celebrate your successes:

First Week Single Sales

Week 2 as #1

Platinum Clay

Triumphant Return to Raleigh

Double Platinum!

Top of the Billboard Chart

Over and over. Again.

1,000,000 MOAM sold in less than a month!

AMA Fan's Choice Award

Billboard Award

Graduation Poem

TV Guide Award

And we are happy to herald your good works, support your causes, and learn about other's generosity on your behalf:

Look What Love Has Done

Mr. Aiken Goes to Washington

MDA Telethon

LWLHD Birthday Campaign

We are amazed and so proud that you turned your own college graduation into an example of both your personal success and an opportunity to promote your charitable causes.

Following your lead in multitasking, we even turned events that you participated in for good causes, into another opportunity to burst with lechery.

Many of us traveled to see you. Many of us can't wait to see you again.

Sometimes, ok most of the time, we have vivid imaginations. (I know. I know. It is an example of my vivid imagination that this MP is even addressed to you.)

We diagnosed ourselves, and don't want a cure.

We moved in together to tend to your every need and desire.

We discovered your secret album cover photo shoot, Twister!Broads!Dang!

We decided to keep something special for you.

We like to pretend to speak to you in thinly veiled symbolic messages.

We enjoy discussing the many ways we believe you speak back to us in kind.

Our Birthday Party for you was loads of lecherous fun.

We still like to think you enjoy teasing us.

We don't hide the fact that some of us have become Fame Whores. We go absolutely nuts when you talk to or about us:

First radio mention.

Theresa's radio station encounter.

Another radio shout out.

Our cherished LBFCA autograph.

Loving Clay Message to Broads & Brudes.

But, remember, while we have our fun, and we made up a whole series about Celebrating Your Delectable Parts, it is The Voice and Totality of Goodness of Clayton Aiken Day that we have continued to honor almost weekly, from then, until now. (Ok, we might have snuck in a recent A** Day page, but hey, we're lecherous!)

But, today I'm not focusing on our lechery (don't despair, it's still there!). Today I'm focusing on our genuine feelings for you, Clayton Aiken. Because, when we loosen the bobby pins on our Crowns of Delusion, and allow in a glimmer of reality to recognize you are not going to wed (or even bed) all of us, and our grown daughters too, we still have intense heartfelt adoring feelings for you. You've said in public that you don't get what all the fuss is about over you. A lot of us have quit trying to figure it out ourselves. Just read the dang archives, ok! We find we become more and more smitten with you the more you show up on our TVs and our magazines and our computers and our CD players.

We're here. We love you. We're not going away.

You wrote us, ok, us, and all the rest of your fans, a beautiful and eloquent thank you letter, and we were proud to display it on our MP. We were touched that you spent a paragraph expressing your appreciation for our support, then you focused most of your message on the meaning of your graduation, your dedication to The Bubel-Aiken Foundation, and the importance of friends and family.

There are still some things, important things, we wish for you, Clay. Not from you, but for you, in the New Year and beyond. But, these are things we are incapable of giving to you.

Now of course, most of us, probably all of us, have never been through the kinds of life changes you have been through in the past year. We probably cannot fathom what it has all been like for you. I still hope these final thoughts can be fit in amongst all that new celebrity.

We want you to continue to sing, as long as that's what you want to do, of course. Because we love to hear you, but also because it appears to give you such joy. We will keep purchasing your music, and we will continue to watch and listen to you in every media forum we can. We will buy the magazines you appear in (would you mind trying for some more grown up magazines? We've had quite an embarrassing time buying Twist and Pop Stars and Cosmogurrl! We'll still buy them, it will just be easier for us to purchase Redbook and Vanity Fair, even GQ. Ok, I'm getting off track, this is where I talk about things for YOU, not for US).

You were quoted in a recent People magazine saying "Women want to take care of me." Well, not exactly...ok, a lot of us do want to take care of you, but not the way you probably meant it in that quote....(ok, that's a discussion better left to the Purple Pages.)

In reality, we want you to take extra special care of yourself. Not for us, but for yourself, for your own physical and emotional and intellectual and spiritual well-being. For your continued growth, as a man, as a human being. Sappy as it sounds, we really do care about this.

We want you to always remember that last paragraph in your thank you message, the one about the importance of family and friends. Clay, as much as you let us feel like we know you, we also know we can only be your devoted fans. We recognize you need sustaining relationships with true "heart friends." We want you to keep those people close, to find time for them, to help yourself remember Clayton. We adore Clay Aiken, Pop Star and Philanthropist. But we also love Clayton, good guy from North Carolina, and want what's best for him.

We know our fandom for you can sometimes seem a bit, um, extreme. We love being your fans. It makes us happy. Really! We also know we can be pretty demanding. But, we don't want our fandom, especially our capacity to be zealous, to hurt you. In any way. You have demonstrated to us over and over that you have pretty solid judgment. We want you to know your limits. Including regarding fans. We will be here, ready to support you. But we don't need to intrude...even when we act like that's all we want to do.

We listened to you tell us for months, on tv and radio interviews, that you were tired, and that you didn't know what day it was. We question how good that is for you in the long haul, and want you to get plenty of rest. It took many of us a decade or two (or more!) as adults to learn to say "no" to demands and obligations. Try it. The world really doesn't end. Yes, seize the opportunities that are suddenly before you, but not at the expense of your health or your spiritual center, please.

Whether you believe it or not, we don't need you to be perfect. We love you for your ability to show us your humanity, and accept that you are imperfect, just like everyone else. We know you will make mistakes. Some of them we might even get upset over. But, we want you to learn and grow through them....again, for yourself, not for us.

Some of us have lived longer than you (stop snickering!), and have learned the value of alone time. We wish for you an opportunity for solitude. Of course we only see things the public can see, but it seems you don't get a lot of personal time. We wish for you to find a balance, between your singing career, and your charitable works, and your personal private self care. To know yourself. To pay attention to what you need. To stay grounded. To stay whole. To live your life fully as the person you are meant to be.

Sorry to go on and on this way, but we really do care about you this much. We find you heartbreakingly beautiful, of course:

But, we also love you for your voice, and your personality, and, oh, everything about you that we've been writing here, on the MPs as well as the PPs, for the past 9 months.

So, congratulations on all you achieved in 2003, thanks for everything, and Happy New Year, Clayton. We wish you the best!

With love from all your Lecherous Broads, and those highly evolved men we call our Brudes.

Nelle


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Now, for a little lecherous fun to start the New Year:

Calendar Clay

Based on Neil Sedaka's Calendar Girl
Sent in by Beth The Friggin Wax Goddess, Sept 2, 2003


We love we love we love our Mister Butterbuns
Yea, sweet Butterbuns
We love we love we love our Mister Butterbuns
Each and every day of the year!

January, Clay starts the year off fine
February, He's our little Valentine
March, Too bad we've already been down the aisle
April, You're so sexy when you smile

Yea, so what if you're younger than our sons?
We love, we love, we love our Mister Honeybuns
Every day (every day) every day (every day) of the year!

May, Maybe if we ask you nice and sweet
June, You'll let us look at your nekkid feet
July, Like a firecracker all aglow
August, You know we'd all like you to be our beau

Yea, so what if you're younger than our sons?
We love we love we love our Mister Cinnabuns
Every day(every day) every day(every day) of the year!

September, Light some candles and we'll dim the lights
October, We'd like to do it each and every night
November, You can practice making our hearts seize
December, PLEASE be the present 'neath our Christmas trees

Yea, so what if you're younger than our sons?
We love, we love, we love our Mister Sugarbuns

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