2004-01-04
12:01 a.m.

The Voice and Totality of Goodness of Clayton Aiken Day: Clayton the Showman

From November 24, 2003, through January 1, 2004, LBFCA and all Clay fans have been delighted by performance after performance after performance by Clay Aiken. We have huddled around our TV screens and computer downloads, traveled to concerts, and even been gifted with cellcerts.

Pejay adapted a popular winter ditty that seems particularly fitting. In glorious celebration of THE VOICE and in honor of The Voice and Totality of the Goodness of Clayton Aiken Day, we bring you a review of this wonderful season of extraordinary Clack.

CLAYTON THE SHOW MAN

To the tune of Frosty the Snowman
by Pejay in LI

Clayton the Show Man

He's a hottie that we know

With his sparkling eyes,

And his spikey hair,

and don't forget about Waldo

Clayton the Show Man

Has a very sexy way

With his low knee bends

and his chest clutches

He's an artist who's here to stay

He started off on TV, on Idol he was found

But once that show was over,

He then became star bound

Clayton the Show Man

Sings Invisible and The Way

The broads love him so, and we know

That he loves L B F C A

Posted by Nelle

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