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2004-01-16
7:08 p.m.
We're Going to Broadfest!
Broads and Brudes, the MP Broads have conferred, and we agreed to not choose ONE site for Broadfest, instead, in the fine tradition of Lecherous Broads, we are having multiple Broadfests!
We looked at the tour schedule, and agreed there was not one perfect time and place. So, we opted to agree on three weekend concerts, and hope most Broads (& Brudes) will be able to attend one, maybe even two. We made lists, and charts, we consulted atlases and airport locales, we chatted and emailed and discussed and voted and even had a bit of puddin wrassling, in order to make this decision. Most of your MP Broads can go to one of these sites, many of us will be at two.
We certainly recognize that many Broads will also be going to many other concerts...and Broadly celebrations at those sites will be awesome, too.
We will continue to confer, and discuss among all of the Broads before suggesting some hotels near the venue in each of these cities.
Meanwhile, let the celebrations begin....
We're going to Broadfest!
Broadfest
by Nelle
(now do you see why I was hoping for Memphis?)
to the tune of Graceland, by Paul Simon
The Mississippi Delta was shining
Like a platinum album
I am following the starlight
Of my Idol on his tour
Through the cradle of Broadland
I'm going to Broadfest
Broadfest
In Winston-Salem, St. Louie and Vegas
I'm going to Broadfest
Young Broads and old Broads with families
And we are going to Broadfest
Our traveling companions are magazines and CDs
They are our beloved Clack
And we've reason to believe
We all will be renewed
In Broadfest
He came to tell us he can sing
As if we couldn't hear that
As if we didn't know our own hearts
As if we'd never noticed
The way he bites his lip when he smiles
And he sang about how love
Is always and forever
Everybroad is blown apart
Everybroad is now aglow
I'm going to Broadfest
Broadfest
In Winston-Salem, St. Louie and Vegas
I'm going to Broadfest
Young Broads and old Broads with families
And we are going to Broadfest
Our traveling companions
Are from L B F C A
We're looking at our new sisters
But we've reason to believe
We all will be renewed
In Broadfest
There is a man from North Car'lina
Who calls himself a nerd and not sexy
And sometimes when I'm falling, listening,
Or lusting in delight I say
Oh, so this is what he means
He means we're drooling on to Broadfest
And we see now how love
Is always and forever
Everybroad is blown apart
Everybroad is now aglow
oooo ooo oooo oooooooo
In Broadfest, in Broadfest
I'm going to Broadfest
For reasons I love to explain
There's some part of me that wants to see
Broadfest
And I may be obliged to defend
Why I love this fine young man
Or maybe there's no obligations now
Maybe I've reason to believe
We all will be renewed
In Broadfest
Ohh ohhh ohhh ohhhhhh
Broadfest, Broadfest, Broadfest
We're going to Broadfest
You can get all the Coming Tour dates from Clay's "Official" website.
The Broadfest dates and venues are:
Saturday, March 13
Winston-Salem, NC
LJVM Coliseum
Sunday, March 21
St. Louis, MO
Savvis Center
Saturday, March 27
Las Vegas, NV
Thomas & Mack
Nelle
