2004-04-12
5:27 p.m.

BEVR: Robin and Erin / Las Vegas: 03/27/04

Heart Moments�whether they pulled in a good way or in a bad way�they are still our Vegas Heart Moments and we will cherish them forever!

Close Encounters of the Broadly Kind

* Upon boarding the plane, the pilot asked us why we were going to Vegas, Robin politely responded, "We�re going to a convention." Pilot asks, "Which one?" Robin responds, "The Lecherous Broads." Then we all burst out giggling.

* Leaving the ground in Atlanta, holding hands, and knowing """This Is Really Happening!"""

* We depart the plane and while making our way to baggage claim, Kati says, �Look MOAM chairs!� It�s a sign! We all take turns posing in the MOAM chairs.

* Spotting Sheri in Seattle (the most gorgeous Broad in the world) in the airport from the upper level�while she was on the lower level and screaming down to her in the crowd, "HEY BIRD GURL!!!!!!!!!" (Robin actually spotted her Bird!)

* Finally!!!!!!!! We get our Kelly Gurl!!!!! �.Watching Erin attack Kelly, knocking over luggage and bystanders alike. Then Robin knocking Erin over so she could get to Kelly!

* Getting to be reunited with The Tramp and Dr in NC after only 2 weeks of being apart. We are so spoiled!

A Plethora of Broads!!!! Vegas never looked so good!

* Boarding the shuttle to go from the airport to the Ho� looking at the Broads riding with us (Kati, Kelly, Leah, Wendy, Doc, Sheri, Susanne), and thinking�Gawd, this is going to RAWK!

* Then arriving at ""The Ho"" and thinking�or, maybe NOT! HAHAHA!�and did you know The Ho is in the Guinness Book of World Records? ** Or as Kathy, our taxi driver taking us back to the airport, informed us�it is listed in the "Guinness Book Address" ???????? Kathy�get off the drugs honey, they are not good for you!

Ho�s, Ho�s & more Ho�s!

* Asking a stranger off the street to take our picture in front of the Mega Dog billboard painted on the side on the Ho! Damn that wiener was big!

*The Ho�s incredibly "shi++y". 99 Margaritas/Pina Coladas on an empty stomach! Yeah baby!

*Leah winning 26 bucks on the penny slots and us acting like it was the most money anyone had ever won in Vegas!

*Registering for our room and watching as, one by one, the Broads come marching in! Hey�there�s Jan. . .Barb in TN�and Pejay�and Mare! HA! The Ho didn�t know what hit it! Or what was about to�.

* The $9.95 Lunch Buffet at The Frontier!!!!! OMG! Leah remade clay Clay with mashed tader�s you had to cut with a knife! And Susanne took pictures!

* The Vegas Wedding�.we finally made it legal�WE are officially ERBIN! *tear*

*Making complete fools of ourselves in the Walgreen�s gift shop.

*Running into our Pilot while sifting through the $2 sunglasses bin, he recognized US and wanted to check on us to make sure we were pacing ourselves. We love Delta!

Our Room

* After checking in, we planned to go back to our room for a little nap, but ended up laughing our butts off as Broads slowly piled into our room (Kinri, Mitzy and finally Danielle) for a mini Broadfest!

*And once Danielle was in our room, Robin got a little dry hump action on her leg!!!!

* And speaking of our room�when do you get to read a sign like this� "Attention Patrons: If you are self medicating with intravenous needles, dispose of them properly and safely. Always recap your needles before placing them in the red Sharps Container in your room. If you require a Sharps Container and there is not one in your room, please notify the front desk!" And as we did not have a Sharps Container, we decided not bother the nice Ho staff and safe our needles for when we got back home.

Let The Broadfest Begin

*ROBIN: Standing in line in The NY NY, waiting to be seated for our Mexican dinner, and seeing Kat! Then having her lift me up and TWIRL me was one of the highlights of my trip! I felt like the newlywed of a naval officer, reunited with her furloughed husband. *another tear*

*ERIN: But I�m the one who got the long romantic kiss!

*Listening to Mitzy order her fish taco�s in Spanish and getting rather turned on! HAHAHA!

*Singing outside of the piano bar (it was too crowded to go in) and watching the people stare at us like we were freaks! Imagine that!

* Broads a plenty, walking miles & miles through the streets & casinos of Vegas at 2 in the morning, after being up for 24 hrs, on sheer adrenaline!

*Knocking on Nelle�s door (knowing she was on the other side had Robin giddy) and whispering, "You want a little sump�n sump�n!" Then getting the HUG of a lifetime! *sobs*

* Robin sleeping with Danielle�and missing Tony!

*Erin sleeping alone�and missing Robin! Ha!

Saturday At Last!

*Standing at the register desk at the Ho with Kat and tag-teaming the "staff" as we wrestled for our room rate! And�WINNING! Take that Ho Staff Scum!

*Breakfast fit for a Ho! CA Elizabeth pulling out The Broadopoly Game at breakfast in The Bellagio! (and is was worth the $25)

*Eating a meal with Dr in NC! We would have never thought the word erotic could be used here�but it can! Trust us!

*Riding THE Roller Coaster, atop the NY NY, with Nelle, Kati, Sheri & Barb!!!!! We were seat mates�Erin bought the picture to prove we did it. OMG! We rode the same R.C. that Clay Aiken rode! And it shook us up as much as he does! (a thank you to Cindy & MLK for taking one for the Broads and staying back to hold our stuff)

* Lila gives us the purple folder of goodies! And it is HER birthday!

* Erin opening Lila�s present and gasping with joy and excitement over the Disaster!Hair!Clay! picture. She loves the old Clayton so much. Thank you Lila! They will be framed!

The Weiner House

* Erin spotting Lisa, screaming her name �Liiiiiisssaaa!!!!,� and running to attack her. She thinks she scared Lisa�s family. Friday was all about meeting Kelly, but Saturday was all about meeting Lisa. (Sorry Clay!)

*After months & months of week-end conversations, Robin finally getting to meet her phone sex buddy (and gurlfriend) Lisa! (and her hubbie & beautiful gurls)

* Susanne looking so beautiful in her purple (lilac) handmade LBFCA shirt! She knows how to represent!

* Robin sharing (and we mean SHARING) a loooooong wiener with Dr in NC at The Weiner House!

* NINE MP BROADS TOGETHER IN ONE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HISTORY! Standing there next to these amazing women that we have diligently worked with for sooooo long�ok�can�t say any more now! *flood gates*

* Kinri�The Clig�the Grind!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! Robin didn�t get grinded by Clinri & The Clig once�but TWICE! And now she asks�.How in the hell does Angela walk! Because Robin legs were JELLO! And we all know how she loves Jello!

*Random people eating at the W H & coming up to us in awe (and fright) and asking "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE???????!!!!!!!!!!!" Then asking if they could take pictures! The Broads are soooo Famous!

The Vegas Concert of all Vegas Concerts

* Kelly breaking Robin�s heart in the arena over a T-Shirt! It was the Snotty & Shi++y Show!

* Looking up in the seats and seeing that Diana & Dave made it just in time! Then making our way to her for that Killer D squeeze!

*Having Clay walk down the aisle, just a few seats away from us, and Robin being sandwiched between Nelle & Lisa! It was a dream�she�s convinced!

* The EF that knocked Robin & Lisa off our feet! * Lisa & Robin glancing over the seats, at Jan, who was BOUNCING w/out the use of her pogo stick!

* Erin turning around constantly to wave to Melissa and Kat and watch Melissa sob during the acoustic session.

*Robin, Nelle & Lisa trying to hold each other up during the MOAM.

*Wendy grabbing Erin (not the other way around!!!) because she was so overcome!!!

*Looking over, as the concert ended and catching Nelle�s face and then CA- RYE- ING like babies!

*Thinking Nelle & Robin looked like babies crying�then seeing Snot Nosed, Tear Drentched, Red Faced Melissa SOBBING!

The Hard Rawk

* Robin flashing Danielle, Melissa, Kelly & Leah while walking to the H R! (twice)

*Having Nelle stand on the table to toast Clay, his appendage and his Broads!

* Erin and Kat kissing again, this time for posterity (and it was a looooooong tender kiss!)

*Watching The Tramp DOWN an Appletini in 5.2 seconds!

* Erin and Kelly slow dancing.

* Lila in the Clig with a Clullet! OMG! No words! NOOOOOOO words!

* Kelly & Kinri dancing�what a special moment!

* Getting Shi++y with the women we LOVE more than life!

* Partying on in the room back at the Ho with Wendy, Lila, Kelly, Leah, Kat, Melissa and Gates while Danielle and Robin passed out.

The Party�s Over?

* Standing in the parking lot at 6 AM�in our jimmies, watching Danielle drive away! **many tears**

* Waking Nelle up to get in one last hug! *oh, my heart*

*Seeing Sheri in Seattle run across the parking lot, in HER jammies, crying, so she could hug us goodbye! And then, Robin, Erin, Kati & Kinri BALLING OUR EYES out as we left her!

*ALMOST riding the shuttle to the Airport with Kinri, but getting off and hopping in a taxi because Robin thought we had 1 hour until boarding time instead of 2!!!! (She is such a freak).

*Robin, Erin & Kati sprawled out in the floor of the airport sleeping�Robin having very dirty dreams, and having to call Kat, Melissa & Wendy to tell them about it.

*Almost missing our plane by SECONDS because we thought our flight was at 3:50 instead of 2:50! Thank God for Kati�s ears! "Ummm, I think they just said Robin Eve over the intercom."

* Then Robin yelling at poor Kati to *****RUNNNNNNNNN****** as the ticket guy was telling the women he had just given my seat to, to "come back"!

* Knowing that we are the lucky ones�we have each other here in Atlanta�but still knowing we�ll miss everyone so much, that our hearts will not be the same until we are all reunited again!

Thanks to our roommate Danielle�.and for the Saturday morning chat�no more to say than that!

Thank you to Kati, Danielle, Kat, Kelly, Leah, Lisa, Melissa, Gates, Nelle, Wendy, Jan, Audra, Pat, Frances, Pejay & her sister, Nancy, Diana & Dave, Lila, Becki, Judy & her brother, Sheri, Mare, Susanne, Barb, Mitzy, MLK, Lurker Cindy, Kinri & the Clig for making this the most heartfelt, overwhelming, breathtaking, Hard Rawking, Wiener eating, TEAR SHEDDING, tah tah flying experience of our lives!

Erin and Robin a/k/a ERBIN