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2004-05-06
Mom Rocks The Early Show: Six Minute Clack Extravaganza Awwww... Then... Gaaaahhhhh.... Broads can hardly wait for DisneyClay! We got to see some cute Baby Clay...
Then, we were treated to some Youth Clay...
That shirt is PURPLE!!! He loved us even when he didn't know us!
Clay Nation quickly investigated and I found the name of the song at The Clack House: No More Night. We saw some interesting thing's in Mama Faye's home...some really cool...
some rather disturbing...
We got to see Clay's I Can't Help Myself clothes in the Raleigh Museum
We obtained confirmation that Mama Faye has known for a long time that Clay has him some Lecherous Fans, as she described the lusty response of some of her friends watching Clay make that move during Sugar Pie Honey Bunch...
We got a tasty glimpse of The Way video...
During which Melinda Murphy from The Early Show demonstrated her lechery, saying Then, we were treated to Midnight Train to Georgia Cler!
Bwaaahhaahahahahaha! Clay in drag! Hahahaha! OMG, that man has such huge cajones, to put on that dress and sing way back then, and now to let this clip be shown on national fricking tv.
Haahaahaaa! That dress is PURPLE! He so loves us...he even loved us before he knew us! Hahahahaha Erm I have to rewind that part... OMG! There's an EF from Clay in a dress...(or, as the following guest on The Early Show defined it...a copulatory gaze!)
Ummm, I have to rewind that again... That dress is really slinky. And clingy.
Umm, can you see the outline of a bra under there? Ahem Clay must have stuffed his bra. Ummm, that dress is sort of sheer...there's no undershirt under there. I wonder what else is under there... EGAD! I'm lusting after a gorgeous man in a purple gown! I wonder what it looks like from the back...if there's a nice long zipper....and what kind of shoes he's wearing. (Many Broads require resucitation) When able to resume watching the show, we were treated to BadPermClay...
We got to see KidClay on a birthday...
Then more grown on his graduation...
Awwwwww Then, we got to see Clay snark a little bit on his Mama: "Mom always thinks she's the most honest. She'll tell me if she thinks my shoes are ugly, if the song's bad. Which I don't know that I like that much really."
Ummm, Clayton, if your Mom tells you to check a mirror after taking the headphones off, and before going in front of the cameras, you might wanna listen to her! Then, he had this to say about his Mom: She's been my rock. She's been the shoulder I've cried on. She's been the most supportive person. Ahh, the least supportive person at times, when I needed someone to tell me to straighten out...I would not be here today if it weren't for her. Awww. Clay, a lot of us Broads are Mom's too, and those of us who are not mostly have Mom's. Please don't forget us on Mother's Day. You wouldn't mind dropping by, would you? Looking at us like this...
Posted by Nelle
Screen caps by Melissa and Nelle
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