Celebrate Clay Every Day & 1st Package Day- Honoring each of Clay's delightful attributes with a special day each week. Reference
Cellcert- Sharing of a Clay live experience with another Broad via cellphone.
Cinnamon Trail- Ginger-colored chest hairs that lead the eyes and the mind, well, "south." Illustration
Clack- Clay + crack = Clack, from The Clackhouse. (n) Pictures, video, articles, mp3's, and other media related to Clay. Named for it's highly addictive nature. (v) To search for, buy, download, or otherwise obtain clack.
Clayed- How a Broad feels after experiencing the Aiken in concert. Suggested usage--"well-Clayed."
Claygasm, or Claymax- If you need this defined, you're in the wrong place.
Claylive Virgin- A Broad who has not had the pleasure of a live Clay performance.
GAH!- The sound a Broad makes when confronted with a breath-taking view of Clay.
Gurrls- Clay's term of affection for his Broads. Only Clayton may call us "girls," and when he does, it sounds like "gurrls" or even "gurrrlls" depending on how long it's on the tongue. Either way, it makes our toes curl.
HRH - His Royal Hotness. Or, His Royal Hugeness. (Although one might argue, what's the difference?)
It's All Clay Aiken's Fault- that the laundry isn't done, that the house isn't clean, that we're eating takeout again, etc. The excuse behind the lifestyle.
Kissing Clay Immersion Therapy- Therapy technique in which Clay kisses every Broad in the room for at least 2 minutes each, ostensibly for the purpose of helping a Broad overcome her aversion to the idea of Clay kissing any woman other than herself. See Nelle's post, Guestbook 2, Page 94
KK- Krispy Kreme doughnuts, which Clay loves to eat, and which comprise half of his butt. Reference
Lifestyle- Activities, such as buying concert tickets, upgrading concert tickets, flying across country to attend concerts, buying high-speed internet access, faster computers, and more hard drives, spending an inordinate amount of time on the Internet reading and writing about Clay Aiken, and clacking in general, which make up much of the daily routine of a Broad, but in no way may be considered an obsession. Reference
Manifesto- A statement of the purpose of the LBFCA.
Nek'kid Happy Dancing-- A ceremonial dance of happiness often performed after achieving Claymax or viewing exceptional Clack or hearing news of an upcoming tour or preparing for a Broadfest or celebrating news of Clay's personal and professional achievements or just mentioning Clay's name in passing. One can do this alone or participate with others. The best form of Nek'kid Happy dancing is when one wears only her tassels, purple in color, varying in size.