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2004-06-07
Yo NASCAR!
A Black Flag... and a Caution to Nascar and Fox...
Your coverage was the PITS!
NEVER, NEVER go to commercial break when Clay Aiken is about to sing!
Half your audience doesn't know a Restricter Plate from a Dental Plate... but they know every, single nuance of MOAM!
Furthermore, when he is singing the National Anthem ...
... it is unamerican to take the camera off him for one moment and show cars and drivers and fans ...
If this happens again, we will RED FLAG you ...
There will be booing Broads and maybe a Brude or two ...
... and we'll be forced to DRIVE you over the White Cliffs of Dover!
Written by: Sandi Capped and chopped by: Wendy in FL Posted by: Lisa
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