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2004-08-15
10:47 a.m.

Claytongue Holmes Aiken

Much has been made of the various parts of Clayton Holmes Aiken�s body and rightly so; we have Head Day, Hands and Arms Day, Feet and Legs Day, Neck Day, A** Day, and Package Day (not forgetting the Totality of Clayton Holmes Aiken Day). And while we�ve been known to dwell occasionally on those perfect, shell-pink lips, not a lot of attention has been given to the tongue that resides behind them.

Let me warn you right here and now, Clay has a problem with his tongue.

Yes, that�s right: a problem! And it�s time we faced it; the man is NOT perfect. He is totally unable to keep that puppy in his mouth, where it belongs! Oh, his intentions might be the very best, but clearly, this little, oft-overlooked body part has a mind of its own. In picture after picture, one can see it trying to escape the confines of that tender, undobtedly sweet tasting, succulent set of lips.

So far, it appears, he�s managed to somewhat control the wayward piece of flesh, but it�s only a matter of time before its strength and will defeat even his ability to keep it in check (which, as we�ve just said, is already nearly non-existent).

It should be noted that said tongue frequently appears with little or no provocation; i.e., no food in the immediate vicinity that needs tasting, nor eligible females with the same criterion. Is it wishful thinking on its part? Or truly a desire to break free? Or perhaps it is simply a �don�t forget about me, I�m here� bid for attention that it feels it deserves. No matter. The tongue simply cannot be allowed free rein to do as it wishes. Why? you ask.

Well look at it for Heaven�s sake! Just like the rest of Mr. Aiken, it is perfection; exquisitely proportioned, seductively supple, and provocatively pink. That it is also talented do not doubt. We already know about the voice and feet, and extrapolation allows us to conjecture about his hands and yes, the package as well. Is there any reason to believe his tongue will be any less talented? And should it be allowed to escape and run free (shudder), well I shudder at the devastation it will cause in the female population of this country. You think you have problems working now? Just imagine that tasty little organ running rampant! See? You�re all going to be significantly less productive than you are now. And with a fall in productivity, comes a decline in our economic situation and, ultimately, chaos will reign and the world, as we know it, may come to an end.

Having identified the problem, we now need to consider a solution. The most obvious one is to, somehow, seal off his mouth so the little devil cannot escape. I am more than happy to volunteer for the tedious task of keeping my mouth firmly locked on his, in order to catch the little bugger, should he try again to escape. It won�t be easy and it certainly won�t be pretty, but a Broad�s gotta do what a Broad�s gotta do. I am willing to make any sacrifice to keep that tongue under control and to keep my Sister Broads safe from its potentially devastating effects.

You may all thank me later when I come up for air.

Written By: Carol in Fl
Posted by: Robin

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