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2004-08-30
In Style Magazine
Dear In Style Magazine: The Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken were thrilled to hear that Clay had been named #1 Sexiest Singer in a poll of the readers of your magazine. We have known this for well over a year now. We collectively rushed to our newstands to pick up the latest issue of your fine publication. However, we were left less than satisfied upon discovering that a mere one-quarter page had been devoted to this most important poll result! We Broads feel that the terms "less than satisfied" and "Clay Aiken" do not even belong in the same paragraph! A star as big as...um, that is to say a star of Clay Aiken's stature deserves a really good lay... ...um, just a second... Ahem!...we mean, a much better layout. We respectfully suggest that the following would have been much more You really can't go wrong with a good centerfold--of course, this is about as much skin as Clay dares to expose. We realize you need to have room for all those ads--how about just one more page? Oh, and we'll devote the necessary space to the "also-rans." Now, isn't that a lot better? We are happy to offer our services as creative consultants the next time Clay wins one of your reader polls. Sincerely,
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