(sung to�And then She Kissed Me by KISS�who else!)
(a very exaggerated parody)
Well, he walked by me And at first, I just got a glance. He looked really good And so I thought I might take a chance. He was tall and he�d glowed with light I knew it�d be a magic night Gawd, his skin was shin�n bright And then he touched me
Each time I saw him I couldn�t wait to see him again I somehow validated all the all the money I�d spend. I didn�t know just what to do, so I screamed, �CLAY, I love you!� He said that he loved me too� Hey, did he just touch me???!!!
He touched me in a way that I�d never been touched before He touched me in a way that I want to be touched forever more
I knew that there were others who touched him just like I had I knew that they, like me, wished that they�d worn a pad! I knew they felt that they�d been �eyed�, they screamed and they cried Felt so happy, I almost died Just 'cause he touched me
My insides, they were blocked and tied, Felt so happy, I sobbed and cried, did I say he TOUCHED ME!
Oh yes, he touched me
You know, he touched!
Written Delusionally (even though I have touched him twice) By: Robin
Thanks to: Wendy for lending me her picture as he walked by us.
And to: Kat for her brilliant description of the night!