2005-01-28
8:35 p.m.

2nd Time Around ....

Happy Anniversary, Clay!

It's our second year together! Wow, where does the time go. We looked it up, and the second anniversary is Cotton.

Hmmmm.

What can we get you made of cotton?

T-shirts?

(A t-shirt UNDER a t-shirt? Clay, give us a break!)

Undies?

No, you apparently don't even wear them.

Maybe Cotton isn't the best fabric for you. Let's see, what other fabrics could we use?

Wool? You seem to like that.

But that looks kind of scratchy.

Silk?

Oh that's pretty. And it shows off your physique.

Or how about sateen?

Or Velvet?

Maybe you've outgrown that. Just like you've out grown polyester.

We hope.

Oh, LEATHER.

Ahh, that's nice. Very nice. Perfect.

But that's for the third anniversary. We can't jump the gun. We'll just file that away for next year. (And you could help out by wearing LOTS of leather during the next year for us to take pictures of. Mmmkay?)

Let's see, how about sable? Yes, sable!

Oh wait, that's not you!

This is hard.

Hmmmm.

Here's an idea - how about NO FABRIC.

Yes, that's a very good idea.

Note to Clay's Wardrobe Stylist: Send Clay over in his special Anniversary Suit ... the one we sent him in the mail.

Happy Anniversary!

By: WenTynka
AKA Wendy in FL and Katynka

With Inspiration from: Kelly and the rest of the MP Broads ...