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2004-05-27
10:03 p.m.

A Different Kind of BEVR ...

An Erbin/Clig B**bwich BEVR tale

I headed down to Hotlanta, Ge-HO-rgia, land of the fuzzy peaches, to visit family but was particularly excited to see Broads Erin and Robin! After all, we hadn't had a grind since Vegas!!! Far too long!

When I arrived at our designated meeting spot, they were already there, waiting outside the restaurant. What I saw caught me by surprise. You see, Erin was wearing a black and white striped shirt, red pants and red shoes. Robin was wearing a red and white striped shirt, black pants and black shoes. The Erbin had matching outfits! I thought they might break out in song, or do a dance number complete with side shuffles and high kicks, or talk in unison in high pitched voices. Luckily, none of that happened. Thank God. That would have been FREAKY! (that coming from a woman who dresses up like Clay and gropes and grinds other women).

**Note to self; do not include part about groping and grinding other women. May prove disturbing to some, including self. Also leave out part about Erbin's matching outfits. They may be offended.**

'Erbin'
(All similarities in dress turned out to be a complete accidental/coincidental fluke!)

We all hugged and squealed and Erin presented me with a print out of THE PHOTO! I had not yet seen it. IASMP!

More ear piercing squealing went on as we drank in the "ClayB**bieGrab" while more thoughts swam around our heads than we could manage to verbalize. So we squealed and gasped and grunted and pointed and nodded at each other. After being stared at by the many on-lookers (obviously jealous that we had THAT pic), we took our table in the restaurant and stared at the picture some more. We propped it up against a candle and it took on an almost romantic look in the luminous glow..or... it could have been the wine.

Our waitress joined in the fun and Erbin tried to convince her the woman being "Aikenized" was me. Whether or not the waitress was convinced is irrelevant. I was NOT "grabbed" by Clay and IT'S NOT *#%&ing FAIR!!!! Why did SHE get THAT and not ME!?!

**Note to self; leave out the complaints. You sound like a whiney baby, and swearing is &*%$! tacky.**

**Note from Erbin; It was not hard at all to convince the waitress that Kinri was the gurl in the picture. She (our waitress) walked up to the table, looked at the picture and said: "Is that Clay Aiken???!!!".

We said, "Yes!". She looked at Kinri and said, "What is he doing to you???!!!". Kinri said, "He is grabbing my b**bs!". She (the waitress) said, "What were you thinking because you look like you are in ecstasy!". Of course, Kinri being the good soul she is, fessed up and told the truth. Erbin, being the Fame Wh*res they are, kicked her from under the table!**

We ate and drank and howled, and then headed to Starbuck's. Stupid place. They actually told us to keep it down! We were SHUSHED! Don't they know who we are??? Well, we took our "ClayB**bieGrab" picture and stormed out of there! We opted instead to go sit in the parking lot in Robin's car. We Broads know how to ROCK a Friday night! The truth is, the three of us really bonded while sitting in that car, talking about life, philosophy, world politics, the situation in Iraq ... yeah right. We talked about Clay, Clay, Clay and then some Clay. Michelle in Hawaii called Erin on her cell and we had a four way... right there in the car. Just like high school! But I was distracted. I had brought the Clig with me but had left it in my car. I was worried that it may be too hot and stuffy in the car. Or that it may be bored and lonely all by it's lonesome. I could hear the Clig calling me in his soft sweet voice.

**Yet another note to self; Leave out concerns about Clig, and especially the bit about it calling you. Accurate yes, but could prove disturbing to some. Definitely is to self.**

I suggested that I don the Clig and we mimmick THE PHOTO. The girls were game! Erin got "grabbed" first:

Robin got grabbed next!

**Again, a note from Erbin; Being grabbed by the Clig comes in second only to being grabbed by Clay. Not that we have ever/will ever be grabbed/groped/ touched/handled by Clay. Any scenerios that are in your mind, are strictly YOUR imagination! Not to say that we haven't imagined it as well. **

I felt left out, so I "grabbed" myself!

It's amazing how much fun 3 Broads can have in a parking lot! Sadly, we had to part ways, but I can't wait to see my favorite GeHOrgia Peaches again! Hugs and "squeezes" to you both! And to all the Broads!

Closing note; I love LBFCA. Anything you may have found offensive in this BEVR is all the Clig's Fault!

After comparing THE PHOTO to our photos it has become apparent to me that Clay's "b**b cupping" skills are far better than mine. His index finger placement is on the... um, 'money' (so to speak), his thumb positioning is perfect, his cuppage fingers arc and spread perfectly around the under b**b, offering firm, yet tender support. I need practice. I am going to have to give it another try in order to improve my skills. It could come in 'handy'!

**"What have I learned" note to self; get rid of entire last paragraph. You are starting to make self nervous. And MAKE SURE not to submit BEVR without making necessary adjustments!**

Legal disclaimers:
A. This BEVR does not in any way indicate that Clay Aiken would/could ever "grab" us or anyone. He is a fine and upstanding citizen and the fact that you would/could think he is capable of "grabbing/groping/handling/touching", is not our intent.

B. The Clig was not responsible for any "grabbing" indicated in this BEVR. The Clig was a victim and is not to be held accountable for the actions of certain Broads. We hope that this does not get leaked to the media, as it would destroy the reputation of The Clig. The Clig is a Kinri Production Trademark.

C. If this BEVR causes any ill-will, we apologize. If it causes jealousy. We apologize. If you want to be "grabbed" by the Clig, please call 1-800- TheClig.

D. We (Kinri, Erin, Robin.the umm, "certain" Broads) plead the fifth. We never saw or heard anything. We weren't even in Georgia at the time the pictures were taken. This is all a publicity stunt aimed at damaging our good names. What! Our names are good!

Written By: Kinri AKA The Keeper of The Clig

*With help from Erbin.AKA Erin & Robin, The Wonder Twins (TM Kilbridge)


Posted by: Wendy in FL .. who has had no prior contact with said Clig ...

:: whistling ::

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