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2004-06-12
Broad-Tel Records Presents �
Announcer: You'll be riveted by Clay's penetrating vocals as he reshapes these classic songs ... Clay: Ah wanted ta give mah Broads something they could wrap their mahnds around ... And since they did all that work at mah Ranch ... buildin' the wall ... Ah thought Ah'd start there ... Announcer:The Wall is guaranteed to give you a blood pumping, heart racing ride through the songs of yesteryear ... Announcer: You get �
Clay singing:
Clay: Ya'll know how Ah feel about education...Ah had to change the words a bit... Clay singing:
Announcer:
Clay: Ah wanted to do Fat-Bottomed Girls, because, as ya'll know, ah like some cushion on mah seats! But Ah love mah full-figured gurrls, too, so for them Ah have Mah Cup Runneth Over. Announcer:
Clay: Now that one's got some naughty lyrics ... just don't tell mah momma! Announcer:
Clay: That one kinda reminded me of Invisible... Announcer: Clay singing:
Announcer: Don't just take it from me ... listen to what others have to say ... TestiMOANials:
"Hearing Clay sing lyrics like, "Ride, take a free ride, Take my place, Ride, my see-saw." I could feel myself swelling ... with pride. Announcer: You will NOT be disappointed! Order yours today! Call 1-800-claymax while supplies last! If you are one of the first 100 customers you will also receive the never before released DvD:
(with complimentary oxygen mask ...)
Written by Frances and Wendy in FL ... |