GMA Summer Concert Series: I Survived You, except, NOT!
After Clay sang IWCY, Diane brought his mom, Faye, out...
which was very sweet, and served to briefly cool the Lecherous Broads.
Then, Diane introduced Clay singing I Survived You...and he pretty much finished us off...
First, with the shoulders...
Then, with the arm waving...
Then, Clay did something magically mystical with his hands that swirled things in more than a few uteri
Then, he went for the kill, unleashing a lethal gaze on national TV!
There will soon be laws if several states making such a gaze combined with a lipbite illegal
Only a few sturdy souls were left breathing after that
And, the shot after Clay finished singing took care of the rest
I survived the News...Though it wasn't great...
Survived the Weather�knew I had to wait...
Survived the shirt...
Survived the tie...
Survived the pants, though I thought I'd die...
Survived "Invisible "...
And "I'll Carry You"...
Almost fainted...but I saw it thru...
But when you growled at me...nothing I could do...
I did NOT survive..."I Survived You"!!!