Leno, did you know
That we stayed up late tonight to watch your broadcast?
Leno, did you know
We were disappointed that Clay's time went so fast?
Did you know
Headlines are quite fun, and Kevin Spacey rocks?
But we tuned you in for hotness, cuteness, giggles, and the VOX.

Leno, did you know
Clay's appearance was the highlight of our evening?
Leno, did you know
All our TIVOs melted and our chests were heaving?
Did you know
That we'd find the larynx shots a little gross?

But we're strong, and kinda turned on
That Clay wants us in that close!

Oh, Leno, did you know?

The overstitch
Those pants must itch
Another purple tie
Though he's been ill
He dressed to kill
But what a way to die!

Leno, did you know
That your ratings soar whenever you have Clay on?
Leno, did you know
You should think about him as your Ed McMahon!
Did you know
Clay's the kind of guy the public just adores?
He could be the next Mike Douglas, Merv, or
Dinah Shore