2005-07-03
4:08 p.m.
LBFCA the Beautiful
(music by Samuel A. Ward,
and lyrics by Katherine Lee Bates,
lovingly rewritten by Julie)
O beautiful vivacious Broads
Who live to love and lech
In purple pages majesty
Although some others kvetch
O Claynation! O Claynation!
Clay's shoutouts makes us EEEEEE
But we would not be diddlysquat
Without support of thee!
O beautiful and lengthy feet
Whose legend we've all read
But let's not fail to keep this tale
From going to his head (stop it!)
O Claynation! O Claynation!
Delusion'd we may be,
For Clay, we strive to grow and thrive
In fields of lechery!
O beautiful for stallions tamed
Down at the Double O
Where many Broads have oft exclaimed
A hearty TALLYHO!
O Claynation! O Claynation!
Our gates are opened wide
And if you're nice, we won't think twice
Of off'ring you a ride!
O beautiful for splendid snark
To which we all aspire
In endless streams, we get the spark
From whom we all admire!
O Claynation! O Claynation!
Diverse Clay fans are we!
So let us sing, both "smut" and "wing"
A song of unity!
-- lyrics and graphic blandishment by Julie (original Ranch Gate design by Cindy and Katynka, with cowgurrls by me)
Everyone have a safe and fabulous Independence Day...or as the Brits and Canucks call it, Monday. ;o)
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