A few weeks ago VH1 labeled Mr. Aiken as "TV PG" ...

Gelman, however, must have a different measuring stick by which to judge these things ...

After 12 minutes of Regis and Kelly taking pictures of the audience and each other .... Regis finally made this startling revelation:

"The audience wants Laura and Clay."

Well, duh!

But does he bring out CLAY?
Nope.
Suddenly he is the Clack Nazi ...
And it's "NO CLACK FOR YOU!"

He keeps talking ... another 3 minutes pass ... My ears perk when I hear Kelly mention Clay ... and then she makes the astonishing announcement that Clay's fan's are called :

"Claymates"

Did you know this? I mean talk about SCOOP! ...
Bless their hearts .. they don't know any better ...

Then I noticed the color of Regis' tie ....

Regis is a BRUDE!!!!!!!

Commercial break ... dang ... wait .. what did that say?

I could have sworn that shot said ...
"CLAY AIKEN LOVES LAURA BUSH" ...

And speaking of Laura .. MAH HEAVENS ... talk about wearing RED!
WOW!!!!
(Good cover with the "heart awareness week" by the way ... )

Suddenly this show is full of all kinds of "non G rated" undercurrents ...

Then he sang ..

And I noticed ...
Mic stand caressing is sooooo much nicer than crotch grabbing ..
GAH!

NECK VEINS!

And after it was finished ..
I realized that Gelman's measuring stick was actually quite right on ...
Subdued, casual, no sudden movements or exposures ...
Much like this entry ...
Worthy of a G rating ...

Capped and Written by: Wendy in FL