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2004-05-01 (2004-04-30)
Clelly Monologues: "RoadSide Elimination"
There have been many questions regarding what actually happened on the bus between Kelly and Clay ... and just for the record, this does nothing to answer any of those questions ... It's just a fun scenario I made up in the hotel room after the Winston Salem concert ... to which Erin and Amber were my captive audience. While this is technically a "dialogue" ... The meshing of the names made the title "monologue" seem more fitting and it was one o'clock in the morning ... so GIMME A BREAK!!! };->
INT. BUS
Clay, why are you so quiet?
Clay:
Kelly:
Clay:
Kelly sits for a second...
Kelly:
She rips the curtain open.
Kelly:
Clay:
Kelly:
She rips the curtain closed ... Shhhhhhhkkkkk!!
Clay:
Raleigh licks his face. Suddenly a shriek fills the air. The curtain flings open. Shhhhhhhhkkkkkk!!
Kelly:
Kelly is jamming a pair of pee soaked shoes into the bunk.
Clay:
Kelly:
CLAY:
Kelly:
Kelly then proceeds to jump up onto his bunk and grab him by the ear and pull him down off the bunk.
Clay:
:: Jerome is snoring ... loudly:: Kelly forces the Princess Hat on him and tosses him off the bus. He lands on his bum. She then tosses Raleigh after him. Clay is so UP SET! He is SO! UP!SET!
Clay:
He suddenly notices that he and Raleigh are outside on the ground.
Clay:
He scrambles to pick up Raleigh before her paws touch the dirt. He unties the jacket from around his waist and lays it out on the ground placing Raleigh on top of it.
Clay:
Clay looks down and Raleigh has experienced her first "roadside elimination" right on his favorite jacket.
CLAY:
Raleigh knows she's done something wrong and bows her head ... Clay is powerless to the cuteness.
Kelly:
Clay:
He decides to leave the jacket there ... in the woods ... on the side of the road. He approaches the bus. Kelly is standing in the doorway ... hands on hips.
Kelly:
Clay:
Kelly:
Clay:
Kelly:
Clay is standing at the door of the bus as it closes behind him ... He turns and gives a look to Sarge ... and in the words of Daffy Duck ... a small sound escapes his lips.
Clay:
Note: Kelly ... regardless of what you might think ... many of Clay's fans love you ... including this one. Written by: Wendy in FL blog comments powered by Disqus |