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2004-04-03
Sandi's "To Do" List ...
My "To Do" List
I would send you a hungry gator..
I would hire a guy named Mitch.. To tie you up in a ditch.. I would throw you in the river.. Drink Chianti with your Liver! I would chase you with a bat.. Send you Roy's big Pussy Cat! I would bake you a Pumpkin Pie... Homemade crust with lots of lye. On Claysbridge, I'd give you up.. Then give myself a Buttercup. I would drop you from a plane... Stuff your torso in a drain.. I would do you with poison bees.. Have Tony Soprano break your knees... I would torture you in stages.. I would even do you on the purple pages! There is nothing that I won't do.. And then I'll go after your little friends too!! And after all that..when my work is thru I'd find something else 'To Do!" Written by: Sandi Posted by: Wendy in FL |