2004-06-16
2:11 p.m.

Tales of A Swollen Heart ...

Once upon a time in a city called Atlanta ... Clay Aiken performed for three Broads named Robin, Erin and Amber. When he took the stage to sing BOTW in his sparkly shoes and green tie, Robin and Erin sat with their cellphones at the ready. When BOTW started ... Erin dialed Katynka's number ... while Robin called Lisa.

Katynka was in a meeting and used short phrases and kept talking about "timetables" in an attempt to drown out the mariachi music from the Mexican Restaurant where her meeting was being held ... Lisa EEEEEE'd all over AIM while preparing for the pampered chef party she was to attend shortly after her cellcert ...

In the meantime, Nelle and Wendy were chatting with Lisa ... getting the blow by blow ...

Nelle's heart swelled with pride ...

Lisa required a miscellaneous wardrobe change ...

Wendy found tears welling in the corner of her eyes ...

And then became distracted by all the welling and swelling of vessels and things ...

Later ... they all three giggled as something about the hand movements in this ...

Kinda reminded them ... Of this ...

Robin, Erin and Amber reported their adventures as soon as they returned home in their enchanted pumpkin ... after stopping for a quick bite of the local Krispy Kreme ... I mean, AT the local Krispy Kreme.

Phrases like ... "he came, we came," "he left, we left," "he came again, we came again" were bandied about ...

And after a perfect Evening with Clayton Holmes ... Erin settled down for a short lust filled rest, with visions of Katynka's "payback" dancing in her head ... while Robin hung her tassles out to dry ...

The End ... ???

Based on chats, phone calls, posts and emails ... regarding last night's event.

Written/capped/gif by Wendy in FL ...
(Who is hoping there will be even better clack from this event forthcoming!)

Video used for capping courtesy of spudroom.tripod (hehehe) .com

Cler Gif by Kelly the Gif Goddess ...