2004-06-23
1:17 a.m.

Clay Goes to the Movies

Ooh, a movie special!

featuring Clay Aiken!

Which song will he talk about first?

Eminem? Hmmm, didn't see that coming. But who's that in the dark alley. Could it be....?

He's saying something about being hip...ooh look, multiple Clay!

And those legs!

And the lips! And cheekbones!

Darn. Did anyone catch what he said about Eminem? I got distracted.

Hey, now we know where Clay got THIS dance from.

Wait...you learned to SPELL supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

It's a good thing you're cute--really, really cute--because that's a little weird, you know.

Oh my.

Clay. And, um, clay.

Anyone else getting hot in here?

Oh, apparently Clay is.

Didn't know what the pottery wheel was about, eh, Clay?

I think you do now, though, right? Oh yea, you do.

Oh, look at him. He's just too beautiful.

Between Clay and the, um, clay, it's just too much.

I want that Clay on a pottery wheel.

We know just how you feel, Demi.

Or maybe not.

Clay, what was that you said?

You cried because you were afraid yours would grow?

Sorry, Clay, but crying didn't help in this case.

Thank goodness.

And that was the end of Clay on the AFI special.

When they got to the number 1 song, however, they did bring Raleigh on for a special appearance.

We hear she accompanies Aunt Kim on Somewhere Over the Rainbow really beautifully.

(Alley Cat Clay photo from clayphotos.com)