2003-11-13
11:09 p.m.

A Date for the AMAs

For AMA, you need a date.
A lovely blonde would be just great!
But all the Broads were in a coma...
When they saw Miss Oklahoma!
And so we have a better plan...
Someone nicer for our man!
The world would stand up and applaud...
If you could take a Lecherous Broad!

Taking Nelle would not be boring
Though she would want to do some scoring!

Our Erin too could take your arm...
We promise she will do no harm!

Cannot say the same for Julie...
She very well could be unruly!

Of course, our Kat would like to go...
Although she might just suck your toe!

Another choice might be sweet Kelly...
But I'm sure she'd try to touch your belly!

Marie, we know could be your date...
(We cannot be sure about your fate!)

Perhaps our Robin would be better...
But she'd undress you if you let her!

Melissa may be safe and fun...
But if she moves, you need to run!

Who could turn down lovely Wendy?
Though she only wants to see you Bendy!

And Lisa would just stop and stare...
Then she'd haul you off somewhere!

You cannot take my sister Sherry..
For below your beltline she might tarry!

So that leaves just our Poet Sandi...
But we all hear she's just too randy!

We want you to have fun that night...
But all the Broads don't want to fight...
And though we'd like get you prone...
We think you're safer on your own!
So to Twister Sisters, the word is NO...
PLEASE take your Mama to the show!

--poem by Sandi

--pictures by Katynka

(except for the pictures of Wendy and Melissa, the delusion twins, who had already made picture of themselves with Clay for their own private use and weren't ashamed to admit it)

Do you want to be Clay's date? Just take a picture of yourself and insert it below.

Isn't that fun?

--posted by Katynka