2004-11-14
11:59 p.m.

MCWL/LTS Week: AMAs Musk

Poor Snoop Dogg. He was just trying to make a few extra bucks by holding a bake sale.

But he had some stiff competition. The drug of choice at this year's AMAs wasn't Snoop's special brownies. It was the Aiken Musk

Clay's pheromones permeated the auditorium, leaving no one unaffected.

We'd already seen them work their magic on Mr. Kimmel.

Tonight they turned Ivana Trump into a lecherous broad.

(Okay, she might already have been one.)

They drew Jon Bon Jovi to Clay with a mysterious force.

He wanted to be near him. He wanted to be him. So much so that he began to singlewhitefemale Clay.

It was scary.

Although not as scary as the effects the pheromones had on Anna Nicole Smith.

It's just so sad. So sad.

It's rumored that she tried to attack Clay backstage.

But she got Jon Bon Jovi by mistake.

Perhaps the biggest Aiken Musk junkie is Kathy Griffin.

She had to present with him. Stand in close proximity to him.

Poor girl never had a chance.

She tried to resist.

But resistance was futile.

The scent of his musk overcame her.

She lost her senses.

And began to hallucinate that she was a cat.

Unfortunately, that really didn't help her chances with Clay.

Maybe she should have had one of Snoop's brownies instead.

--Written by Katynka

--Capped by Wendy in Fl

See the rest of the LBFCA AMAs Series:

Teaser Red Carpet
Feels Like Today
Purple Tie Shout Out