Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken!
Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken!


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2004-07-27
8:27 a.m.

Bridge Over ...

Clay Aiken Bridge Over Trouble Water

To the tune of BOTW... For all the Broads

When you're moody,
Feeling tired
When laundry's crammed your halls
You can leave it all
Just walk away, oh, when the in-laws call
And spouses have you down

Like a bridge over troubled water, Clay will lay you down
Like a bridge over hectic water, Clay will lay you down

When your toilet's green, When there is a ring
When dishes pile too high, Clay will comfort you
He'll do his part, oh, When beds aren't made and mold has filled your tub ...

Like a bridge over frantic water, Clay will lay you down
Like a bridge over frenzied water, Clay will lay you down

No more vacuum gurl,
Put it on the curb
You have got Clayton now,
No more Mr. Clean today
See how you feel, oh, When you ditch your kids
And your spouse is right behind

Like a bridge over uptight water, Clay will ease your mind
Like a bridge over PMS water, Clay will ease your mind

Ease. Your. Mind!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and maybe a few other body parts as well)


Written By: Robin

Posted by: Wendy in FL

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