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2005-06-30
Broad Light Presents...Real Men of Genius
Today we salute YOU...
Mister Totally Hot Assistant Guy!
When the pressure's on, Again.
Night after night, in every city in America...okay, not quite every city...you tirelessly encounter attractive women bearing gifts. And none of them are for you.
Even though you look fantastic with your shirt off.
All the while making sure the boss doesn't lose his mind over non-parallel milk bottles. Or taking the dog out.
Or forgetting his passport. Or his wallet. Or those damn keys.
And so we raise a glass to YOU, oh great arbiter of organization, because without you, Clay Aiken would end up living on pretzels in an airport in Dubai.
*sigh* Now that's just good stuff. |