2005-09-20
11:37 p.m.

The Clothes Off His Back

Wait! What was that? Clay will take the clothes off his back for charity?

Waho!

No wonder the bid is 3 times as much as for that diamond ring. Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but we want to be more than just friends with Clay's jewels.

There goes the suit!

What else will you take off, Clay?

Your what?

Your...cufflinks?

Whoop-di-doo.

I bet you're a blast at a strip poker game. We'd all be down to our Clay Aiken thongs and you'd still have 3 undershirts to go.

Come on, take off something good. Please?

Oooooh. Those are good. And so BIG! Look at 'em! They're HUGE!

Oh, you know it, don't you?

You know what that does to us. Just like you knew you would drive us crazy on Leno by almost but not quite giving us a good look at your a$$.

You're such a tease!

by Katynka

Special thanks to Karen Eh for taking that sexy shirt-on-the-floor picture at Kettering to feed all our fantasies.